The Hitchhikers

"Hee Haw"`s Misty Rowe stars in this god-awful exploitationer made to cash in on the Manson cult murders. After being impregnated by her boyfriend, she decides to hit the road and ends up with a group of convicts who specialize in robbing motorists. Complete amateurism in terms of acting, photography, etc., but the real crime is the ENDLESS padding of every other scene to lengthen the film`s running time. Rowe fans will also be disappointed in the scarceness of her (fleeting) nude scenes.

Most of the time I give a film 10 stars if it entertains and 1 if it stinks in kind of a thumbs up or thumbs down vote... because picking the numbers in between seem a little too artificial for someone like me has no problem pointing out trash, liking trash, or criticizing a flawed movie that I ultimately still enjoyed.

However, with movies like this, unless they are absolutely horrible, I feel the need to give them 10 stars on principal because you always get exactly what they advertise that you're going to get.

In this case you get boobs, nudity, and hippies. The film bills itself about being about boobs and hippies. The plot makes it clear that you aren't going to get anything deeper than boobs and hippies.

If you sat down to watch this movie and expected anything other than boobs and hippies than either you were grossly misinformed or you were attempting to delude yourself because you felt guilty about watching a movie that is about nothing more than boobs and hippies.

However, there is a pretty funny line here and there that will make you laugh out loud and the soundtrack is actually exceptionally good... and those are two things that you don't really expect in a movie that is about really nothing more than boobs and hippies.

Some of the actors actually have pretty decent comedic timing and a few of them actually know how to deliver a believable line... which is, again, kind of shocking in a movie that is only about boobs and hippies.

And what makes it better is that, yeah, this was a drive-in sleaze movie in the era where these kind of movies played regularly at such fine institutions of American culture. There is something absolutely HYSTERICAL about putting an enormous film about boobs and hippies up on the big screen, where anyone driving by can get an eye full. I kind of miss that America, you know, the one without Puritanical Prudishness. The America where you might be driving down the road at night, and look off to the drive-in just to get an eye full of eight-foot tall boobs bouncing on an IMAX size screen somewhere in Middle America.

So, if you want boobs and hippies and 1970s drive-in sleaze this is one of the better ones you can watch.

One of the many very bad hippie , biker, deadbeat generation movies of the late 60's early 70's . You get some crappy acting and a bunch of nude white trash hygienically challenged free love whores but it still cannot save this bad trip . It really has nothing going for it. If you have ever actually been around this type of people in that era all you will remember is that nasty smell of unwashed armpits and genitals along with bad breath. If you want to see a bad movie tune in .

All I remember about this movie is the annoying soundtrack. There's this really sleepy sounding hippie voice singing over a jam band or an acoustic guitar. He says, "Here comes Benson" over and over in a nasally lazy voice because the main character is Benson, who is running from the law. All the songs are actually made for the movie. To this day, it is the main thing I remember about it.

The other memorable part is the hippie commune in the desert and how dirty everyone was. People just did whatever Benson said. They robbed motorists who were nice enough to stop to offer them rides when the hippies would pretend to hitchhike. The characters were just plain mean, and the sick part was that they got away with it. No conscience on any of them. And that annoying song! It was like it was trying really hard to be free lovin' and hippie-like, but the characters were just too mean to be respected.

Left me with a bad taste in my mouth and a bad song in my head.

THE HITCHHIKERS stars Misty Rowe as Maggie, who, upon discovering that she's pregnant, goes on an odyssey of sorts on the open road. This is a rough journey for Maggie, who is both robbed and sexually assaulted along the way.

This all leads to a desert ghost town, where Maggie is taken by a man named Benson (Norman Klar). She's introduced to women who work with Benson in his criminal enterprise, involving the movie's title. These folks are sort of a non-homicidal Manson Family, whose approach to larceny is certainly novel. Maggie joins in on the felonious fun.

Ms. Rowe is good in her rather naive, debut role, making the best of this early 1970's drive-in fodder...