The Return of Count Yorga

Robert Quarry returns as Count Yorga, brought back to life by the Santa Ana winds after having been killed at the end of the prior film. Yorga then begins to prey on the residents of a nearby orphanage and seems to lavish particular attention on a young teacher at the orphanage, Mariette Hartley. As with the first film, it's rather low budget, but makes up for it in enthusiasm and gore. This sequel gave more screen time to the Vampire Brides of Yorga, which was kind fun and provided some good creepy visuals, but overall this is an awfully silly film. Producer Michael Macready's father, Hollywood veteran George Macready made his final film appearance here as Prof. Rightstat and a young Craig T. Nelson made his film debut on this picture playing a cop. And not that you would notice it, the director of photography on this film was Bill butler, who's later go on to film "Jaws" and several "Rocky" pictures.

1971's "The Return of Count Yorga" boasts the same team responsible for "Count Yorga, Vampire," star Robert Quarry reprising his role as the Bulgarian count, again produced by Michael Macready and directed by Bob Kelljan. The ambitious script is a collaboration between Kelljan and then-wife Yvonne Wilder, casting herself as a mute character speaking through sign language, the setting changed from Los Angeles to San Francisco, an even more sprawling estate near the Westwood Orphanage run by Reverend Thomas (Tom Toner). The boy Tommy (Philip Frame) encounters the revived Yorga in a rundown cemetery where his vampire brides emerge from their graves, becoming the catalyst for every targeted attack. The Count is introduced at a masquerade party for the orphanage, where he first puts the bite on a singer before meeting Cynthia Nelson (Mariette Hartley), her fiancee, Dr. David Baldwin (Roger Perry, back as a new character), and sisters Ellen (Karen Houston) and mute Jennifer (Yvonne Wilder). The Nelson family find it difficult to sleep with little Tommy staying over at their home, a sudden attack by Yorga's vampire brood resulting in both parents dead, Cynthia kidnapped, and Ellen joining the undead ranks, poor Jennifer discovering the carnage in the morning. Lt. Madden (Rudy De Luca) and Sgt. O'Connor (Craig T. Nelson) arrive to investigate, only to find the premises spotless and no bodies around, a note for Jennifer left behind claiming that her parents had to leave suddenly to visit relatives. Cynthia is unmoved by Yorga's romantic overtures, a helpless prisoner of the labyrinthine confines of the count's estate, where the corpses of her mother and father are buried in a pool of quicksand. Jennifer's repeated warnings and Tommy's denials lead to several more disappearances, until Baldwin, Madden, and O'Connor decide to search for Cynthia at Yorga's home, the Reverend offering them cover with a plea for financial assistance. The climactic formula is intact, the stakes raised by the presence of two bewildered cops who find themselves trapped with no escape: "what are we running for?" "cause we're scared!" Robert Quarry is slightly less effective in creating sympathy for his lonely existence, much like Barnabas Collins on DARK SHADOWS, but still admirably deceptive and ferocious in his bloodlust. Tommy is truly a creepy little monster, prevented from bashing in a fellow orphan's skull but soon graduating to using a knife to carry out his misdeeds. Rudy De Luca and Craig T. Nelson both make their film debuts as the hapless cops, teamed again after comic experience on one of Tim Conway's variety shows, the former best known for many collaborations with Mel Brooks, the latter for his starring role on COACH. De Luca gets the best line when advised on how to use two sticks as a crucifix: "no playin' hero, and the first one to find the vampire screams his ass off!"

As far as I can tell, Count Yorga was created to cash in on the then-popular monster frenzy created by DARK SHADOWS. In fact, the actor who plays Count Yorga must think he's in an episode of DARK SHADOWS, delivering his lines with pompous seriousness("I have the power to destroy you (dramatic pause)or let you go," he tells a petrified Mariette Hartley)There isn't much of a plot here: Count Yorga terrorized the faculty and students of a school for hearing impaired children, including teacher Hartley, whom Count Yorga has a yen for. Plots holes are covered by lots of early seventies-era quick cuts and camera angles, which serve more to make the narrative flow unintelligible. As bad as that is, the real horror is seeing Yorga's coterie of female vampires, as low-rent a bunch as you'll come across(which is saying something, since AIP, ultimate purveyors of the quickie horror film, put this out). With their dime store lingerie, plastic Halloween vampire fangs, and hideously teased hair, you fully believe the victims they chase aren't have as much concerned with becoming unwilling members of the undead as they are being seen in the company of these fashion disasters. Flicks like this make me mourn the demise of Mystery Science Theater 3000. So many bad movies like this left to diss, so little time . . .

First of all, the sets and atmosphere are great. An opening grave yard is truly beautiful and spooky. Perhaps the big-haired living dead women crawl their way out of the dirt with too much ease, but style is more important than being realistic. The Count appears to have no reason to be at the boarding school's halloween bash, but he is there, uninvited, clashing with the other guests. The fact that there is a costumed vampire at the party, leads to amusing tension and the viewer knows that the Count will be teaching these people a thing or two about real vampires as the movie continues.

Cameras are placed creatively throughout the film. One strangulation scene on a dock is shot from underwater with screaming whale sound effects. Shots in Yorga's mansion utilize quite a bit of framing through doorways. In fact doors are important to the film, the house is rigged with mechanical gates that open to reveal vampires (or close to trap intruders) numerous times. Also in the house, unexplained baby dolls, but they are creepy and so serve their purpose. Sound effects include whispering voices and laughter, perhaps not original, but fun.

You could look at this film as a mess, or you could have a good time watching it as I did. I don't need every phenomenon to make perfect sence or for all elements to be resolved. I like mysterious, bizarre, artistic horror.

Ah, the seventies. Don't you miss 'em? Even the trash had class. This sequel is even jocular than the original but any laughter soon becomes forced as director Kelljan seems to have an unnerving understanding of evil, creating a disquieting atmosphere which borders on verite and never relaxes it's disturbing grip. Great photography of swamplands. There is one really distressing scene with a mute housekeeper who is unable to scream upon discovery of multiple murder. She is also unable to articulate the evil of a boy she knows is lying about the death of his parents. It's a great performance. The film also features Mariette Hartley, an actress who was once tipped for the top but never quite managed it, through no fault of her own. The scenes where this women of a sweet Christian nature is stalked by a harem of taunting vampires and trapped by Yorga himself are strongly performed. Hard to know what this film's attitude to life and religion is though, although an early speech by Yorga gives hints (being a predator is not morally pernicious), it just has this odd atmosphere.

Quarry is great and has the best line in dry wit. While attending an orphanage party he finds himself by a piano with a kid banging away on the keys. "Do you like Beethoven, mister?" he asks. "When played well", Yorga disdainfully replies. Great stuff. How Yorga's man servant continues to do his job so well in this film is something of a mystery. He was killed in the first one.