Girls Are for Loving

Girls are for Loving: 4/10: The Ginger films have always been well…different. An acquired taste if you will. An acquired bad taste in particular. The rap against the first two Ginger films (besides the obvious fact that they are misogynistic in the extreme) is that if you took away the sadism, bondage, rape and acres of young nubile flesh on display you would have a pretty bad movie.

This is completely true and as if to prove this fact Girls are for Loving removes the sadism, rape and nubile young flesh completely and is half hearted at best about bondage. So what we have left is one of the most confusing an inept action films I have ever seen.

Sure there is nudity from the two stars (Cherri Caffaro and Jocelyne Peters) and while the ladies aren't quite ready to make up half the Golden Girls sitcom even Mr. Magoo wouldn't mistake them for nubile. (One suspects Caffaro demanded that the producers not allow any naked women less attractive than her after being horrible upstaged by the delicious Jennifer Brooks in her last outing The Abductors. This might also explain why the audience is also forced to sit through not one two entire songs sung by Caffaro in a Las Vegas style review.)

The plot is about as silly as you can get. The bad guys fight like a combination of the Special Olympics and a zombie movie running at half speed. The explosions are half hearted .The sex scenes are... hold on what's the opposite of erotic. The film is shot in that Hart to Hart style of bad seventies television drama.

On the plus side Timothy Brown isn't a bad male lead/action hero and there is a Kelsey Grammar look-alike that brought me much mirth. But this simply doesn't feel like a real Ginger movie. Towards the end of the film the villain captures the ambassador's nubile daughter so the government will give her stock tips (I told you the plot is silly) anyhow in the last two Ginger movies this nineteen-year old beauty would be stripped, whipped and god knows what else.

Instead she is released unmolested and fully clothed. Caffaro, for the umpteenth time, however is tied naked to a table. Which would work better if she didn't look like someone's mom.

Third and last in the Ginger trilogy. I watched the first two, so I have to finish the trilogy, that's the way I am for better or worse, in this case the latter. In this one Ginger is cold in to put a stop to ... insider trading?? Yup more or less that's what it is. She also acts WAY out of character by falling in love with a black man. Now there's nothing wrong with that, but when you set her up as absolutely hating blacks in the first one, you stick to the character no matter how despicable. Despite that this has all the ingredients of a Ginger film. S&M, stupid dialog, silly 'action'. It's as bad as the other two.

Eye Candy: Cherri Caffaro, Jocelyne Peters and an unknown girl all get fully nude

My Grade: D

The third of the 'Ginger' series and the one that had all the money spent on it. For much of it's length this is a cheap, crap Bond wannabe. But it also wants to have it's gutsy, attractive star, Cheri Caffaro naked most of the time (when dressed she has a different costume every time) and it also wants to be a bondage movie. So, along the often tedious way but especially during the more concentrated last half an hour we get lots of tying up culminating, it has to be said, in a couple of super naked spread eagle tie downs. Even that is not all. Our bound girls are told by the other (on both occasions) that they will be raped whilst in this restricted position AND that they will not be able to resist enjoying it. I cannot recall another film where this idea of women trying NOT to enjoy the forced act is made so explicit. The fact that with the role reversal revenge we get it all again with exactly the same connotations rams home the point (as you might say)!

Say what you want, Cheri Caffaro is an amazing (and committed) screen presence. I can't comment on her acting since it's really beside the point.

Fearless nudity, she sings two numbers wearing almost nothing and puts it all out there. Can she sing? Again, beside the point.

She gets tied to a table fully nude for about 10 minutes.

What's the plot? Who cares?

Who else is in it? Who cares?

Is it a good or bad movie? Who cares?

You're just going to fast-forward anyway.

This third movie in the "Ginger" trilogy also has the benefit of Jocelyne Peters as the villain who also fearlessly does her full frontal nude scenes (and is also tied to a table for 10 minutes totally naked.)

Can Ms. Peters act? Who cares?

Soft-core, sexist, misogynistic trash like this, is, again, the reason fast-forward buttons were invented.

Girls Are for Loving is the final film of the "Ginger" trilogy. It is also the strongest film of the series.

Once again Ginger is on the case. She and her friend Jason are hired by the FBI for a case. Beautiful redhead Ronnie is the villain this time out in Ginger's toughest assignment yet. Per the usual Ginger uses all of assets to get the job done.

There's all the sleazy sex and nudity that we've come to expect from a Ginger movie. However, the story and is more fast paced and action packed than the previous two films, "Ginger" and "The Abductors". If you enjoyed both of those films you'll enjoy "Girls Are For Loving" too!