Amy Robinson credited as playing...
Teresa
- Charlie: [naked in bed] Forget it. If there's any chance of me falling in love with you, Teresa, I wouldn't be here right now. Believe me.
- Teresa: Because?
- Charlie: Because with you I can't get involved.
- Teresa: Because?
- Charlie: Because you're a cunt! - Wait! It was only a joke.
- Teresa: Where do you get off talkin' like that!
- [gets out of bed]
- Charlie: It was only a joke! Teresa, hey, come here.
- Teresa: The hell it was!
- Charlie: That's all that's important to me now.
- Teresa: Right. Guys like my cousin Johnny.
- Charlie: No, not exactly your cousin Johnny.
- Teresa: Why I hope not because he is crazy! I mean he is driving me nuts! I don't know how you can be with him all the time. He's like an insane person!
- Charlie: What is the matter with you? How can you talk to me about him? He's your own cousin.
- Teresa: Oh, fuck him!
- Charlie: That's terrible. Who's gonna help him if I don't? That's what's the matter. Nobody, nobody tries anymore.
- Teresa: Tries what?
- Charlie: Tries to - to help, that's all. To help people.
- Teresa: You help yourself first.
- Charlie: Bullshit, Teresa! That's where you're all wrong. Francis of Assisi had it all down. He knew!
- Teresa: What are you talkin' about?
- Charlie: He knew!
- Teresa: What are you talkin' about? St. Francis didn't run numbers.
- Charlie: I hate the sun. Come on, let's go inside, will ya?
- Teresa: What else do you hate?
- Charlie: I hate the ocean and I hate the beach and I hate the sun and - the grass and the trees - and I hate heat!
- Teresa: Charlie, what do you like?
- Charlie: I like spaghetti and clam sauce, mountains, Francis of Assisi, chickens with lemon and garlic, John Wayne...
- Teresa: You know, there aren't any mountains in Manhattan.
- Charlie: Tall buildings are the same thing. And I like you.