The Absent-Minded Waiter

A couple arrive at a fine dining establishment and specifically ask for the table serviced by "Steven" (Steve Martin). This man can barely hold his pencil up the right way and the ensuing service is shambolic at best. Not unreasonably, she (Teri Garr) isn't very impressed with her husband (Buck Henry) for suggesting this place but he's clearly got a plan - and it could be the gift that keeps on giving. We had a slew of compendium sketch shows in the UK in the 1970s and this would have fitted easily within one of them, only not at what seemed quite a long seven minutes. It's just too ridiculous on just about every level, and isn't really very funny either. Not really for me, sorry.

Early on in his fame, Steve Martin gave massive credit to Jerry Lewis' style of zaniness. The Absent-Minded Waiter is an obvious homage to Lewis' wacko style, and a superb one at that.

Pundits will say it's little more than an extended early-"Saturday Night Live" sketch--"SNL" vet Buck Henry even has a major role--but for sheerly silly laughs, it can't be beat. Martin plays the most moronic waiter ever hired for a restaurant. Henry plays a war-veteran of AMW's shenanigans who brings his wife (Garr) to the restaurant for a crash course. It's no-hold-barred craziness, and since it lasts only seven minutes, it's just long enough to be hilarious and not unbearable.

Martin and fellow writer Carl Gottlieb obviously hit pay dirt a couple of years later with The Jerk, but this is an extremely funny warm-up for that feature. (In fact, Martin used it as a prologue for his live stand-up act for years.) It's been released on video, so search hard for it--it's worth the while.

While I had previously seen this short on a VHS tape called "Steve Martin Live" which also had his concert show on it, that was 20 years ago and it's only now that I got to watch this again on YouTube. Martin wrote this and stars as the title character who is oblivious to his short-term memory and the people who he serves. Teri Garr and Buck Henry are a couple who order his table, actually it's Henry who specifically orders to be where Steven serves as he knows him. We don't find out why till the end. I'll stop there and just say this is very funny when these three are on screen together and this was very worthy of the Oscar it was nominated for. And kudos for Carl Gottlieb for the direction as well. So on that note, I highly recommend The Absent-Minded Waiter.

When we "go to the show" in these 21st Century times, we typically go to a multi-screen,super theatre, which is usually part of a big, national chain. We usually see but one movie, preceded by lotsa trailers. Before these 'previews of coming attractions', we, the movie going public, can count on viewing seemingly countless commercials. Everything from the latest cola sensations to local real estate lady is hawked.

In years past, there were many different types of movie shown at the cinema, which were one screen operations and typically located in the neighborhood business district. In addition to the Feature,one would see several different kinds of film, which depended on day and time.Travelogs,Newsreels, Cartoons and Serial Chapters were examples of program content. Also a format that thrived from the earliest days of film right up to the 1950's was the Comedy Short.

THE ABSENT MINDED WAITER is a fine example of a sort of throw back to those zany, illogical but always laugh making little films. Just like so many of those comedy series, ABSENT MINDED showcases the talents and comic routines of a comedian which was conceived as a live set piece, then honed, fine tuned and perfected in front of a live audience. No matter if the venue was Vaudiville or a modern Comedy Club. It could be the English Music Hall or today's Las Vegas.

Steve Martin tried something different with his ABSENT MINDED WAITER. He succeeded, but in a field (Short Subjects, usually 1 to 3 reels long)which is greatly diminished from its former status. Whereas now a short like this is a real,reel novelty; at one time, some performers lived there almost exclusively.

We're sure that had Mr.Martin been around in "the Old Days", he would have been right up there with Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, W.C. Fields, The Marxes, Laurel & Hardy, The Stooges,Joe McDoakes, etc.,etc.,etc...........

I saw this as a kid and it remains one of my favorite shorts of all-time. The script by Buck Henry is the best kind of smart/stupid comedy, the set-up of the main gag is patient and well-constructed, and the performances by Steve Martin, Buck Henry, and Terry Gar are pitch perfect. I believe it was nominated, and may have won, the Oscar for best live action short film. If you are a fan of either Steve Martin or Buck Henry, you should go out of your way to find this semi obscure gem.