Stuck on You!

My brother rented this movie based solely on the Troma Team Release logo, and because he was in the mood for what he thought would be a goofy and raunchy comedy. Instead we got the lamest,most pathetic piece of garbage we had ever seen. There isn't ONE scene that made us laugh. The "jokes" are the lamest, stupidest and most cliched I have ever seen. This is honestly the worst piece of crap I have ever seen. Troma seems to be one of those hit and miss companies. I loved The Toxic Avenger and Cry Uncle, but hated Igor and the Lunatics, and of course, this trash. DO NOT RENT THIS! You will regret it.

"Stuck on You" is not a side splitting comedy, and rightfully deserves it's low IMDb rating (3.8). What it is, is a plot less series of sketches, loosely connected by a fallen out of love couple describing their relationship problems. Part music video, part crazy visuals, the movie actually gets more stupid with each passing minute. It does have a few chuckles however, the best being a sexual stimulation film for chickens, a clown at a funeral, and live chickens being delivered to a law office for a business luncheon. If sophomoric toilet humor appeals to you, then you might be able to sit through this mess. All other viewers have been warned. - MERK

This movie may be over the heads of some. Most recommended for those seeking a doctorate in history. Lloyd Kaufman delivers a brilliant academic treatise on the history of human pair-bonding and the encumbent difficulties that come of such social organization strategies. Also a man dressed as a hamburger.

With it's originality and enigmatic attraction, this Troma flick could of been something, genuine, serious. But that unreality is quickly dispelled the next minute, in it's sheer, trashy ludicrousness. As a young divorcing couple go over all of their issues, and there's a lot, laying it all out to a marriage counsellor, played by a very recognized and familiar Chatterbox movie face. This movie is not only offensive to marriage councellors, but also chickens, a lot of em'. There are some inventive and funny moments, but they're trashy ones, the norm of the Troma ones. Love how this T and A flick has a great 70's favorite song of mine. Half decent performances from the leads, too, evident. Love how this Troma film is different, but again one, wrapped up in lunacy.

1.5/10.

This low budget "B" romance comedy is crude but it has moments of brilliance. The real find here is Mark Mikulski, a big brawny guy with a handsome boyish face playing a very dumb cluck who works in agribusiness...that is a big poultry concern. And his deadpan comic timing is flawless... Nearly every sequence involving him and his girlfriend is brilliant, priceless and very funny. The "designer jeans", the day at the beach, the romantic fantasy dance episode that ends in her ripping off his tuxedo, then mounting him, and the body-painting with sex sequence are all superb and hilarious.

My only complaint is that some of these sequences were just too short! Where the film goes wrong is in the anecdotal lectures that the judge gives them: they needed to be more developed and would have been much more effective if the visualizations of them were impersonated by the two leads instead of substitutes who are much less talented and less fun to watch. With a bit more work on the script and much more of the young couple, especially Mikulski, this would have been far better than most of the mainstream "A"-list comedies. What a shame that Mikulski wasn't discovered by the rest of the film industry...he would have been a great asset to any cast. The film rates about a 4, but because of Mikulski my rating goes 3 points higher!