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Detective School Dropouts

  • 1986
  • PG
  • 1h 32m
IMDb RATING
5.4/10
387
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Detective School Dropouts (1986)
Comedy

Two bumbling private detectives get themselves hired to find a missing person. They find themselves in the middle of a mob war when it turns out that the missing person is somebody the mob w... Read allTwo bumbling private detectives get themselves hired to find a missing person. They find themselves in the middle of a mob war when it turns out that the missing person is somebody the mob wants to stay missing.Two bumbling private detectives get themselves hired to find a missing person. They find themselves in the middle of a mob war when it turns out that the missing person is somebody the mob wants to stay missing.

  • Director
    • Filippo Ottoni
  • Writers
    • Lorin Dreyfuss
    • David Landsberg
  • Stars
    • David Landsberg
    • Lorin Dreyfuss
    • Christian De Sica
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.4/10
    387
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Filippo Ottoni
    • Writers
      • Lorin Dreyfuss
      • David Landsberg
    • Stars
      • David Landsberg
      • Lorin Dreyfuss
      • Christian De Sica
    • 12User reviews
    • 5Critic reviews
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    David Landsberg
    David Landsberg
    • Donald Wilson
    Lorin Dreyfuss
    • Paul Miller
    Christian De Sica
    Christian De Sica
    • Carlo Lombardi
    George Eastman
    George Eastman
    • Bruno Falcone
    Valeria Golino
    Valeria Golino
    • Caterina
    Mario Brega
    Mario Brega
    • Don Lombardi
    Alberto Farnese
    Alberto Farnese
    • Don Falcone
    Rik Battaglia
    Rik Battaglia
    • Don Zanetti
    Franco Angrisano
    • Uncle Baba
    Giancarlo Prete
    Giancarlo Prete
    • Mario Zanetti
    Ennio Antonelli
    • Little Ricky
    Loris Bazzocchi
    • Fredo
    Lewis E. Ciannelli
    • Embassy Official
    • (as Lewis Ciannelli)
    Geoffrey Copleston
    • Mr. Hamelfarm
    Andrea Coppola
    • Airport Official
    Ute Cremer
    • Stewardess
    Carolyn De Fonseca
    • American Tourist
    Julian Jenkins
    • Leon
    • Director
      • Filippo Ottoni
    • Writers
      • Lorin Dreyfuss
      • David Landsberg
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    vanderjagt

    Good work with a low budget

    This movie probably cost around three hundred thousand..of course, that's in lyra.

    I loved this movie. It was really funny. They successfully and thoroughly insulted everyone!

    The humor wasn't really all that original nor well thought out, but it was well implemented.

    I would probably give this movie around a 6, and say that it's enjoyable to watch. It's hard to find in the video stores, but I have seen it on TV twice in my lifetime.
    10abbazabakyleman-98834

    A prime example of slapstick comedy

    This hilarious comedy from the producing team of Golan-Globus is probably the best, but sadly obscure film to come out from the Cannon label, even for a movie to come out in 1986.

    David Landsberg stars as Donald Wilson, a nebbish nerd whose obsession with crime novels forces him to lose a string of jobs after one comic mishap after another. One day, he notices a sign on a phone booth advertising to be a detective. The agency responsible is Miller Detective Agency run by Paul Miller (Lorin Dreyfuss, older brother of Richard), a slick high-roller whose business is in financial trouble because Paul has owed money to a lot of people and some will stop at nothing to get it. Of course, Donald is the naive stooge who enrolls into the detective school. One day, they stumble across a kidnapping plot involving a young couple, Carlo and Catherina madly in love that's hampered by the rivalry of two Italian mafia families, the Zanettis and the Lombardis. The Lombardi patriarch assign brutish hit-man Bruno (exploitation favorite George Eastman) to kidnap Catherina, who is in New York visiting her cousin, Mario. Donald and Paul go to the house she's in on a whim as part of a fake dog newspaper ad. Catherina gives Donald a valuable pennant. They decide to take the pennant back to Mario, who's boarded a plane back home to Italy. They then find themselves in the country and must put an end to the 200 year old feud between the families and reunite Carlo and Catherina.

    Landsberg and Dreyfuss, who also wrote the screenplay, have terrific chemistry together and the film contains a lot of funny slapstick gags, many of which Eastman gets the brunt of. It also includes a wild car chase through the streets of Rome, when a movie set and a city market get obliterated, as well as a daring foot chase in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Donald, though inexperienced, even gets to drive a Ferrari that ends in a bad crash.

    The two guys would write and star in another film the following year, DUTCH TREAT, that sadly wasn't as well-received as this one.
    6dunstone

    Classic scene

    Admittedly, this movie falls far short of anything the academy would use as a DVD coaster for the lighting guy backstage. It's terrible. The dialogue and plot is laughably predictable. The camera work is generally sub-par... as if it were the director's first film. At times, it's just plain stupid. So stupid, it can be brilliant - in the same way the Keystone Cops were hilarious. The scene with a stolen Ferrari is absolutely priceless. I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard or rewound a movie so many times. I've been waiting in vain for a DVD version to come out, and my Tivo is always searching. Perhaps you can still catch an old VHS copy on eBay with some persistence. If you watch with the appropriate silly, B-movie attitude, you won't be disappointed.
    10richcam1

    Greatest gum-shoe farce in history!

    This is definitely a shtick-flick. A down and out dick pins up a card at the laundramat advertising "detective lessons". You can guess the type of guy that shows up for the class. Right! A guy with no class! The two end up mixed up in international intrigue to save the kidnapped daughter of a cheese mafia baron. Excellent sight gags, a chase scene that takes us all over Italy and a hysterical running gag make this a movie a can't miss. Forget prosac, rent this movie instead!
    10fosterbt

    This movie changed my life

    My best friend and I have seen this movie well over one hundred times. We have it memorized, line by line. We act out scenes from the movie, and rate each other's performance. We don't even refer to it by the full title of "Detective School Dropouts" anymore -- long ago we abbreviated it to "DSDO."

    My favorite scene has to be when Paul and Donald steal the Ferrari:

    Paul: "slow down!!" Donald: "I can't!" Paul: "would you open your eyes and watch out for those sheep?!"

    It's really a pity that Landsberg and Dreyfuss haven't made more movies together, because they had such a hilarious synergy in this one. The scene where Wilson is dressed up in a wedding gown while trying to fend off the unsuspecting Bruno, had me on the floor in tears. Bruno's constant injuries (the knives!!) are a source of much humor. Suffice it to say that this is one hilarious film with some "zany" slapstick humor. It is definitely worth renting, if you can find it. I give this movie a perfect 10!

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    • Trivia
      Cannon initially contracted Tommy Chong to direct. Chong scouted locations in Rome, Italy, but thought the script wasn't funny and suggested adding a romantic subplot. He left the project after Lorin Dreyfuss and David Landsberg rejected his script revisions.

      In the meantime, Cheech Marin signed with Columbia to work on his first solo feature: Born in East L.A. (1987). According to Chong, when Marin first told his comic-partner about the project (sometime after he left the Cannon project), he prefaced his decision, insisting he'd felt obligated to work on his own picture since Chong was off in Rome working on "his" own film.
    • Goofs
      Obvious stunt doubles for Paul and Catherina when they jump their ski boat over a barge in the river.
    • Quotes

      Paul Miller: You were born to be a detective!

      Donald Wilson: I was?

      Paul Miller: You reek of detective!

      Donald Wilson: I reek?

    • Crazy credits
      The end credits feature scenes from the movie, some with alternate shots.
    • Alternate versions
      Some of the profanity and some obscene sight gags are cut from the TV version, including the shot of the nude woman in the woods during the car chase. Also, there is looping rumbling sounds when Bruno's car gets stuck in a narrow alleyway before a scaffolding collapses onto it.
    • Connections
      Edited into Eurocrime! The Italian Cop and Gangster Films That Ruled the '70s (2012)

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    • Release date
      • August 8, 1986 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • Italy
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Detective Detectives
    • Filming locations
      • Rome, Lazio, Italy
    • Production companies
      • The Cannon Group
      • Golan-Globus Productions
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    • Gross US & Canada
      • $22,123
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 32m(92 min)
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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