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It Couldn't Happen Here

  • 1987
  • PG-13
  • 1h 26m
IMDb RATING
6.4/10
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Joss Ackland, Neil Dickson, Gareth Hunt, Chris Lowe, Neil Tennant, and Barbara Windsor in It Couldn't Happen Here (1987)
Dark ComedyAdventureComedyDramaMusicMusical

A young boy's holiday at a seaside resort includes a crazy blind priest, nuns in suspenders and a whole bunch of fat ladies.A young boy's holiday at a seaside resort includes a crazy blind priest, nuns in suspenders and a whole bunch of fat ladies.A young boy's holiday at a seaside resort includes a crazy blind priest, nuns in suspenders and a whole bunch of fat ladies.

  • Director
    • Jack Bond
  • Writers
    • Jack Bond
    • James Dillon
  • Stars
    • Neil Tennant
    • Chris Lowe
    • Joss Ackland
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    6.4/10
    925
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Jack Bond
    • Writers
      • Jack Bond
      • James Dillon
    • Stars
      • Neil Tennant
      • Chris Lowe
      • Joss Ackland
    • 14User reviews
    • 13Critic reviews
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    Neil Tennant
    Neil Tennant
    • Self
    Chris Lowe
    Chris Lowe
    • Self
    Joss Ackland
    Joss Ackland
    • Priest…
    Dominique Barnes
    Dominique Barnes
    Neil Dickson
    Neil Dickson
    • Pilot…
    Carmen Du Sautoy
    Carmen Du Sautoy
    Gareth Hunt
    Gareth Hunt
    • Uncle Dredge…
    Barbara Windsor
    Barbara Windsor
    • Seaside landlady…
    Clair Becker
    • Dancer
    Stephanie Buttle
    • Dancer
    Lyndsey Cole
    • Dancer
    Hugh Craig
    • Dancer
    Heavon Grant
    • Dancer
    • (as Hevon Grant)
    Christopher Hall
    • Dancer
    Emma Hendry
    • Dancer
    Lisa Hendry
    • Dancer
    Lisa Jones
    • Dancer
    Michelle Nelson
    • Dancer
    • Director
      • Jack Bond
    • Writers
      • Jack Bond
      • James Dillon
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    6kidd_rick

    Totally hilarious

    This surely must be one of the most surreally funny film that I have every seen - who could forget Joss Ackland's priest or Gareth Hunt's over-the-top breakfast order. The must surely have provided some inspiration to the classic League Of Gentlemen comedy team.
    7derek-duerden

    Only in England...

    Wonderfully eccentric mix of influences - catholicism, run-down seaside towns, naughty nuns, greasy spoon caffs - this has got the lot.

    Obviously, not as much fun for people that don't like the Pet Shop Boys - but even they might find some amusements here.
    8graham_c_read

    An inexplicably forgotten title

    On the back of releasing their album 'Actually', which plays like a greatest hits and includes the iconic "It's a Sin", PSBs decided to release this musical, feature length music video, depending how you'd like to look at it. As a film, it is disjointed, pretentious, with some fairly dreadful dialogue, delivered mostly in Neil Tennant's dull monotone. As a music video, it's perfect, full of odd and surreal goings on, with a few hand fulls of sexual innuendo, interspersed with catholic imagery, nuns in suspenders, a killer priest, Barbara Winsor, an appallingly over the top used car salesman and Clacton acting as the backdrop, the not so proverbial coastal town that they forgot to close down. We all know the landscape, and the songs, fast forward the bad bits by all means, but It Couldn't Happen Here, It's a Sin, Heart, Suberbia and One More Chance will each leave you encapsulated and wondering why more bands don't give this a try. Flawed yes, but Neil and Chris, thank you for give us this.
    10antoz7

    It's only a laugh, no harm done.

    Makes as much sense as Twin Peaks: The Return. I love it.
    10Afracious

    The eccentric pop duo's surreal voyage

    This film starts with arty images and Neil Tennant riding a bicycle on the path near the seashore and the title tune playing. The music is very good in the film with many hit songs such as Always on my Mind, Rent and It's a Sin featured. I've been a fan of the Pet Shop Boys since they arrived on the scene in the mid-eighties and like their oddness and style. This film is a surreal trip the Boys take somewhere in Southern England. They seem to have a fascination with Scunthorpe. Most of the actors play multiple characters, including respected Joss Ackland as a priest and an insane murderer who utters about Salvador Dali and tarot cards; former New Avenger and coffee ad-man Gareth Hunt as a practical joker, a morose postcard-seller and a wig-wearing ventriloquist whose philosophical dummy talks on its own; and current Eastender and Carry On veteran Barbara Windsor in two brief roles. There are some striking images on show, such as a man walking down the street on fire, men who look like zebras and cows on railway station platforms. It's sort of a Greenaway-wannabe type film, but with the star music duo's songs added. But it's still an interesting and amiable journey to experience.

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    • Trivia
      The working title for the movie was "A Hard Day's Shopping", a reference to The Beatles' film A Hard Day's Night (1964).
    • Quotes

      Priest: I smell youth... vintage youth.

      Neil Tennant: You don't have any weapons in there, do you?

      Priest: Why? What do you need?

    • Connections
      Edited into Pet Shop Boys: Pop Art - The Videos (2003)
    • Soundtracks
      It Couldn't Happen Here
      Written by Neil Tennant, Chris Lowe and Ennio Morricone

      Performed by Pet Shop Boys

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    • Release date
      • July 8, 1988 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • A Hard Day's Shopping
    • Filming locations
      • Clacton, Essex, England, UK
    • Production companies
      • EMI Films
      • Picture Music International (PMI)
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 26m(86 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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