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It Couldn't Happen Here

  • 1987
  • PG-13
  • 1h 26m
IMDb RATING
6.4/10
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Joss Ackland, Neil Dickson, Gareth Hunt, Chris Lowe, Neil Tennant, and Barbara Windsor in It Couldn't Happen Here (1987)
Dark ComedyAdventureComedyDramaMusicMusical

A young boy's holiday at a seaside resort includes a crazy blind priest, nuns in suspenders and a whole bunch of fat ladies.A young boy's holiday at a seaside resort includes a crazy blind priest, nuns in suspenders and a whole bunch of fat ladies.A young boy's holiday at a seaside resort includes a crazy blind priest, nuns in suspenders and a whole bunch of fat ladies.

  • Director
    • Jack Bond
  • Writers
    • Jack Bond
    • James Dillon
  • Stars
    • Neil Tennant
    • Chris Lowe
    • Joss Ackland
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    6.4/10
    925
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Jack Bond
    • Writers
      • Jack Bond
      • James Dillon
    • Stars
      • Neil Tennant
      • Chris Lowe
      • Joss Ackland
    • 14User reviews
    • 13Critic reviews
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    Neil Tennant
    Neil Tennant
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    Chris Lowe
    Chris Lowe
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    Joss Ackland
    Joss Ackland
    • Priest…
    Dominique Barnes
    Dominique Barnes
    Neil Dickson
    Neil Dickson
    • Pilot…
    Carmen Du Sautoy
    Carmen Du Sautoy
    Gareth Hunt
    Gareth Hunt
    • Uncle Dredge…
    Barbara Windsor
    Barbara Windsor
    • Seaside landlady…
    Clair Becker
    • Dancer
    Stephanie Buttle
    • Dancer
    Lyndsey Cole
    • Dancer
    Hugh Craig
    • Dancer
    Heavon Grant
    • Dancer
    • (as Hevon Grant)
    Christopher Hall
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    Emma Hendry
    • Dancer
    Lisa Hendry
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    Lisa Jones
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    Michelle Nelson
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    • Director
      • Jack Bond
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      • Jack Bond
      • James Dillon
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    7crocro-808-127460

    Doesn't get weirder than this

    If you're a PSB fan like me, the music is terrific (combination of the Please and Actually albums and some of the songs are remixed).

    You get to see scenes that were incorporated into some of the group's videos from the Actually album.

    As for the film, it's one of the strangest films I've ever seen (No idea why but it had the mood and dark scenes that reminded me of Clockwork Orange).

    You get to hear Chris speaking which is a rarity and Neil does a good job throughout the film.

    Might be an interesting project to resurrect this movie with newer PSB hits and updated footage.

    Maybe Neil and Chris as pensioners πŸ˜ƒ
    10brownbunnyboy

    A surreal and wonderful gift from Lowe, Tennant, Leutenant!

    A real gem of an indie film. British, with great production value, lots of strange dollying shots and some fisheye shots too. The look of it is like a sparce and cheaply-made Terry Gilliam film, with a minimal and very absurdist plot filled with odd references to the Pet Shop Boys songbook, their childhoods, and their love for surrealist art, kitsch gay, biker, slapstick, and Derek Jarman films, as well as touches of Steven Wright jokery and some nice colors. I've got this on tape, and yes, you can't find it anywhere! The Pet Shop Boys are brilliant! Now, if they did it again, they should come up with a real script, and have someone like Baz Luhrmann or better yet David Cronenberg make it. Horrific, asexual, glamorous, poppy, tripped-out, and often quite, quite funny. Neato!
    9zetaret

    such a twisted surrealistic adventure...

    I love this film...its so odd. Filmed in part at Clacton By The Sea...a coastal town north east of London. A place i used to summer at when i was a child and living in Colchester.

    The movie is full of strange and funny ramblings...hilarious one liners...theatrical delivery of "classic" Pet Shop Boys songs.

    This movie reminds me of other artists such as Laurie Anderson or Mikel Rouse.

    The (vague) plot is somewhat hard to follow (as it is intentionally designed being a surrealistic (pop) "art" peace).

    Characters are amusing and the dance numbers...right out of the mid 80's mtv craze...reminds one of the elaborate videos of Micheal Jackson or Madonna.

    If you like the pet shop boys....if you remember fondly (and perhaps with some embarrassment) the 80's. This is great! As far as i know this film is long out of print... however one can easily find it as a rather small torrent file on the web for immediate download.

    Seek it out if you like the odd and the unusual...and 80's disco pop!! -k
    6kidd_rick

    Totally hilarious

    This surely must be one of the most surreally funny film that I have every seen - who could forget Joss Ackland's priest or Gareth Hunt's over-the-top breakfast order. The must surely have provided some inspiration to the classic League Of Gentlemen comedy team.
    10antoz7

    It's only a laugh, no harm done.

    Makes as much sense as Twin Peaks: The Return. I love it.

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    • Trivia
      The working title for the movie was "A Hard Day's Shopping", a reference to The Beatles' film A Hard Day's Night (1964).
    • Quotes

      Priest: I smell youth... vintage youth.

      Neil Tennant: You don't have any weapons in there, do you?

      Priest: Why? What do you need?

    • Connections
      Edited into Pet Shop Boys: Pop Art - The Videos (2003)
    • Soundtracks
      It Couldn't Happen Here
      Written by Neil Tennant, Chris Lowe and Ennio Morricone

      Performed by Pet Shop Boys

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    • Release date
      • July 8, 1988 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • A Hard Day's Shopping
    • Filming locations
      • Clacton, Essex, England, UK
    • Production companies
      • EMI Films
      • Picture Music International (PMI)
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 26m(86 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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