A sexy substitute teacher replaces a teacher who was killed by a UFO encounter, but her research on a nerdy student is now making him a lady magnet.A sexy substitute teacher replaces a teacher who was killed by a UFO encounter, but her research on a nerdy student is now making him a lady magnet.A sexy substitute teacher replaces a teacher who was killed by a UFO encounter, but her research on a nerdy student is now making him a lady magnet.
- Wesley Littlejohn
- (as Billy Jacoby)
- Rocker Chick #1
- (as Ginger Allen)
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Prior to seeing this film, my favourite was The Brotherhood (2001). But this one is just a bit better. It's got everything great about the 80s. Lots of naked boobies for those who are into that. Shirtless Billy Jayne and his painted-on jeans for me. Good music, pop-culture references (without going overboard like the Scream franchise), a plot, halfway-decent dialogue, and even effects that didn't look completely like leftovers from another film's trash. Most importantly, no minutes-long sequences of people walking down corridors in slow motion. We can all celebrate that, can't we?
This film doesn't deserve the horrible score it has received. It's not Shawshank, but it's certainly worth 6/10.
Campy late 1980s cheese...
The storyline in "Dr. Alien", as written by Kenneth J. Hall, was pretty straightforward. And it was actually as cheesy as I had assumed it to be. So if you enjoy the campy, cheese late 1980s movies, then you will most likely find enjoyment in "Dr. Alien" as well. I found it to be a watchable movie, but not really a particularly outstanding or memorable movie.
There were some familiar faces on the cast list, with the likes of Judy Landers, Billy Jayne and Raymond O'Connor. The acting performances in the movie were actually pretty fair.
Personally then I think that director David DeCoteau could have left the topless nudity entirely out of the movie, and it would still have achieved the same result without it.
I doubt that I will ever return to watch director David DeCoteau's 1989 movie "Dr. Alien" again, because it seems that one time was more than sufficient for me.
My rating of "Dr. Alien" lands on a five out of ten stars.
This is great for what it was but bad overall
This movie is directed by David DeCoteau (Puppetmasters III) and stars Billy Jayne (Cujo), Judy Landers (Armed and Dangerous), Olivia Barash (The Doors), Stuart Fratkin (FRIENDS), Raymond O'Connor (The Rock), Linnea Quigley (Night of the Demons) and Troy Donahue (The Godfather Part II).
This definitely should have been called "Teenage Sex Mutants" which was the background song most scenes and the song played at the concert (the band was actually pretty good at the concert too). The dream sequences were funny and the alien special effects were hilarious. The cast is way better than you'd expect, as was the casting of the female companions. The storyline was one long soft porn video till the aliens revealed themselves.
This is great for what it was but bad overall. I would score this a 5/10 and only recommend seeing it with the appropriate expectations.
Man, this movie rules,
Judy, Judy, Judy....
"Dr. Alien" (or whatever title it may happen to be under when you see it next) is basically a story about an alien (Landers) who tests a high school nerd Jacoby (Jayne) with a serum that makes him the object of desire of nearly every nubile girl in immediate range.
The fact that I remembered the plot is in itself amazing; everything here is just a setup for whatever lame-brained sight gag the film makers can come up with.
But some of them work. The flustered parent bit is tried and true, Jayne is willing to do what it takes for the laughs, he fronts a rock band in what must have been an afterthought, Landers actually turns into an alien at one point, Troy Donahue gets blown up before the beginning credits roll and then there's the women, God bless them.
If the movie starts getting boring, just pop in a half-dressed or undressed girl and then who cares about the plot? Not me. Two and a half stars. You want a good brain-dead night of laughs and T & A (heavy on the T), call this "Dr.".
Did you know
- TriviaPlagued by several box office failures, Empire Pictures was suffering major financial issues at the time. During production of this film, director David DeCoteau received a communique from studio executives as well as Empire CEO Charles Band saying "the bank has just shut down the entire company and seized everything. But they don't know you're shooting this picture, so just keep rolling and get it in the can before someone finds out." DeCoteau didn't let the actors and crew know because he didn't want them to worry. He said it turned out to be the most enjoyable of any film he'd done. They all had a great time making it.
- GoofsAt the 4 minute point, Marvin is driving a car with right hand drive as used in the United Kingdom, but he drives in the right lane as in North America.
- Quotes
[after the sexually violated Wesley won't come by free will to the aliens' home planet to impregnate the female aliens there]
Xenobia: Please, think about the fate of our planet!
Wesley: Oh, sure, just like you thought of what this stuff would do to me. You tampered with my life. You violated the "prime directive"!
Drax: What?
Wesley: Didn't you guys ever see Star Trek?
Drax: Well, I liked the first two seasons of the old show, and a couple of the movies were okay, but...
Xenobia: What is this "prime directive"?
Wesley: Ah, it's a rule they had about not interfering with people and cultures on other planets... like you did.
- ConnectionsEdited into Teenage Alien Avengers (1999)
- SoundtracksWalk Right Back
Written by Michael Stein and Kirk Fisher
Published by Funk Junk Music BMI and Pure Pig Music BMI
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- 1h 30m(90 min)
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- Aspect ratio
- 1.66 : 1






