Speedway

Bill Whipple (William Haines) is a fun-loving prankster mechanic working for his father figure and racing star Jim MacDonald. He has a crush on Pat Bannon. He gains good publicity after saving her life and team owner Renny gives him a car to drive in the Indianapolis 500. At the last minute, he gets double-crossed by Renny.

The Whipple character is interesting and he has good character growth. I like his back and forth with Pat although sometimes I want him to be nicer. The planes are mostly fake but the parachuting has an exciting angle. It looks like they shot from a plane looking down on the parachute. It's fun to see the old cars. I love the racing footage but I would like some during the early parts of the movie. There are some crazy crashes. It's probably the real deal. That is enough to worth a watch.

William Haines should have retired before appearing in this dreary film. It has to have been his worst performance. He must have been cast just because his name was still bankable. He had been a good-looking, talented, generally likable actor, but, oy, here he was so childishly silly, it was painful to watch.

He didn't even look good. He was puffy, as if ill. Certainly he looked too old for the character.

The director and a trite script are also to blame, although the director and photographer deserve a lot of credit for the exciting car racing scenes at the Indianapolis track.

Haines' fellow players, especially the adorable and lovely Anita Page, but also Karl Dane, Ernest Torrence, and John Miljan did their best -- which is very good! -- but the predictable story and Haines' performance prevent "Speedway" from being worthwhile.

Remember that William Haines had given some great performances in the past. Maybe you will want to see this just to complete your knowledge of him and his career. When, a few years later, he retired from pictures, he became probably the number one most sought-after interior decorator in Los Angeles.

My favorite William Haines quote: "I can only tell you this -- I would rather have taste than either love or money."

Love & revenge, thrills & spills. A cocky young man. A beautiful young lady. A nasty celebrity racer and a decent old driver with a bad heart. They will all come together for the great Decoration Day Race at the Indianapolis SPEEDWAY

This is a fairly typical William Haines silent comedy. He chases pretty Anita Page throughout, engaging in antics so annoying they'd get him arrested today. Haines' personality is a bit much at times, but he is never anything less than entertaining. He benefits here by much location shooting at the famous Raceway.

The supporting cast is good: Ernest Torrence & Eugenie Besserer are the old driver & his wife who've taken Haines in like a son; Karl Dane is a good-natured, if slow-witted, mechanic; John Miljan is properly repugnant as the bad guy. The ubiquitous Polly Moran scores in her one scene as a frowzy hash house waitress.

This is a typical William Haines silent film: brash young man makes an ass of himself and lets everyone down. Then he has a "right of passage" in his humiliation and comes back to win the day. No one could play this formula like Haines could, and the formula made him a top MGM star of the late 20s and into the early 30s.

Here he is a mechanic, but the opening scene has him waving to the crowds as Mac's (Ernest Torrence) racing car is towed through the downtown streets of Indianapolis. But Haines is waving and mugging to the crowds as though he is the racing star. He acts the same way when he spies Anita Page and tries to get her attention in a hash house. Haines plays a big goofy kid, and there's no one quite like him in silent films. He's not really a comic, but filmgoers of the era loved his silly antics.

After being a fool and falling for the rival's promises, Haines comes back to save the day (and the race) for old Mac. He also wins the girl.

SPEEDWAY is notable for its location shooting and exciting racing sequences. There's a sound-effect track tacked on to the racing finale but no talking sequences.

Haines and Page are an attractive couple and have chemistry. Torrence is also good as the gruff old man. Karl Dane plays a mechanic. Eugenie Besserer is the mother figure, and Polly Moran is funny as the hash house waitress. John Miljan is the evil Renny.

But this is a William Haines film all the way and he's hardly ever off screen......

I am not sure why, but there is a real cult-like love for William Haines and his films. I am shocked by the many 10s I see his films receive from reviewers. Now I am NOT saying his films are bad, but they clearly follow the exact same formula in most of them....a major reason I can't see giving any of these films 9s or 10s. They just were lazily written and repetitive. Now this is not to say some of them aren't great....a few defy the mold and work quite well...but they seem to be the exception, not the rule.

The usual formula is simple. Haines plays some sort of talented but thoroughly obnoxious guy who spends most of the movie bragging about how great he is and making passes at women. In nearly all these films he IS talented but his hubris sets him up for a major fall. And, predictably, by the end of the film the now humbled guy managed to save the day and prove he really is a stand up guy down deep. Fortunately, his redemption is a bit better than usual...a real stand out ending.

It's not a bad formula and if you see one or two of these films, you'll probably enjoy them. But the problem is that the formula was used so often that the films seem like essentially the same film. Whether he's a marine, ball player or race car driver...it's pretty much the same.

In "Speedway" he once again plays this sort of braggart. The only big difference is that here he is much more obnoxious in the way he annoys a woman into falling for him. His character clearly has no understanding of the word no....and today he'd be very likely arrested for what must have been seen as cute antics back in 1929. So back in the day, people might have enjoyed this but today with Women's Lib and the Me Too Movement, his films (especially this one) would sure raise a lot of eyebrows! It's so ironic that this piggish character was played by an openly gay actor and perhaps the studio was trying hard to overcompensate by making his characters this way.

In addition to spending most of the film annoying women, there is a bit about auto racing and this talented mechanic's loyalty to an older racer (Ernest Torrence)...though his chasing skirts is clearly the main theme in the film. He plays a guy who is all talk but has a hard time finishing anything. After disappointing everyone, can Billy manage to turn his life around and make good? What do you think?!?!

The biggest reason to see this film is the footage from the actual Indy Motor Speedway and the old racing cars. It's actually important historically...so I am glad the film has been preserved. But with Haines essentially playing a super sexual harasser, this great footage couldn't save the film for me. Worth seeing, but if you do, just be prepared to be shocked by his boorish behaviors...it's what MGM and the public apparently wanted at the time, though it sure wears very thin today.

By the way, if you do watch, note Haines' racing outfit and those of his crew...they look just like Team Rocket from "Pokemon"!