Mary Boland credited as playing...
Flora Whinney
- Flora Whinney: Don't talk so loud!
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: I always talk loud. I'm a sheriff.
- J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: Can you take care of us?
- Hotel desk clerk: Oh, yes, I can give you a room and a hot bath now.
- J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: You give me the room. I'll take the bath myself.
- Flora Whinney: Oh, Pinky, dear, he didn't actually mean he'd bathe you.
- J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: [after a pause he laughs] Skip it, dear.
- Hotel desk clerk: Pardon me, do you and your husband want a bath too?
- Gracie De Vore: [laughs and giggles] Oh, you say the funniest things!
- Hotel desk clerk: Why?
- J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: Why funny? Don't you and George take baths?
- Gracie De Vore: Well, yeah, but not together.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: [investigating a disturbance in his hotel] What do you want?
- Flora Whinney, Gracie De Vore: A man, a man.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: Don't. You embarrass me.
- Gracie De Vore: But you don't understand. A man came into our room without even knocking.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: What kind of a man?
- Gracie De Vore: A man with a suitcase.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: What color?
- Gracie De Vore: Black.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: How tall was he?
- Flora Whinney: I don't know. He was bent over.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: An Ethiopian hunchback with a suitcase. Now we're getting somewhere.