Gracie Allen credited as playing...
Gracie Devore
- Gracie De Vore: Oh, what's that?
- George Edwards: You wouldn't understand. This is a map.
- Gracie De Vore: Oh, sure, I know what a map is. It's what you take every afternoon when you're tired. I always take an afternoon map.
- George Edwards: An afternoon map?
- Gracie De Vore: Sure.
- George Edwards: I bet when you went to school, you never even reached the fifth grade.
- Gracie De Vore: Aw, don't be silly. I spent three of the happiest years of my life in the fifth grade.
- George Edwards: Gracie, when we get inside to answer the ad, please let me do the talking because every day you learn more and more about less and less until finally the day will arrive when you'll practically know everything about nothing.
- Gracie De Vore: [Seemingly flattered] Oh, George, whu don't you say things like that when we're out in company.
- J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: Can you take care of us?
- Hotel desk clerk: Oh, yes, I can give you a room and a hot bath now.
- J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: You give me the room. I'll take the bath myself.
- Flora Whinney: Oh, Pinky, dear, he didn't actually mean he'd bathe you.
- J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: [after a pause he laughs] Skip it, dear.
- Hotel desk clerk: Pardon me, do you and your husband want a bath too?
- Gracie De Vore: [laughs and giggles] Oh, you say the funniest things!
- Hotel desk clerk: Why?
- J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: Why funny? Don't you and George take baths?
- Gracie De Vore: Well, yeah, but not together.
- Gracie De Vore: Breakfast will be ready in six minutes.
- George Edwards: Six minutes?
- Gracie De Vore: Yeah, I just put on two three minute eggs.
- George Edwards: [Deadpanned] Three minutes apiece.
- Gracie De Vore: [Seeing a horseshoe stuck in the tire] A horseshoe! That's good luck!
- George Edwards: [Sarcastically] Yes, this is perhaps the happiest moment of my life.
- Gracie De Vore: Oh, the tire is flat isn't it?
- George Edwards: Only on the bottom.
- Gracie De Vore: [Giggling] Yes.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: [investigating a disturbance in his hotel] What do you want?
- Flora Whinney, Gracie De Vore: A man, a man.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: Don't. You embarrass me.
- Gracie De Vore: But you don't understand. A man came into our room without even knocking.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: What kind of a man?
- Gracie De Vore: A man with a suitcase.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: What color?
- Gracie De Vore: Black.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: How tall was he?
- Flora Whinney: I don't know. He was bent over.
- Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley: An Ethiopian hunchback with a suitcase. Now we're getting somewhere.