Boys Will Be Boys

Way Hay had been performing his "Fourth Form at St. Michaels" routines for a quarter of a century when he made this movie, the first of his "Schoolmaster" films. Most of the fun for a contemporary audience would have been too see it in the cinema, instead of over the radio or (rarely) on the stage.

Hay hits most of his character's notes right off the bat: he's venal, not as well-educated as he would let on, and a bit dithery. It's not the best of his movies, nor even of the Schoolmaster efforts. That would not happen until he had picked up his best stooge, Moore Marriott as a student so dimwitted he has grown old in the school -- a role originally played on the stage by Hay's wife.

Although not the best, there are plenty of laughs in this one, provided mostly by "Mayhem in the Classroom" routines and Hay's interaction with Gordon Harker, as Hay's forger, valet and blackmailer. The cinema-goer is offered a view of the public school boy and the graduates of Narkover School as venal, stupid, outright criminal and barely outwitted by Hay -- an image that surely appealed to the often lower-class film audiences.

This was the Master Will Hay's 4th film and 1st for Gainsborough, for which he did his best work overall – although his last for Ealing was also a world-beater. He was playing his long established stage persona of seedy schoolmaster here even though it was also supposedly based on Beachcomber's (J.B. Morton) Narkover from the Daily Express - Morton later stated he had had no involvement in the production.

School and prison school teacher Dr. Alec Smart by criminal (and comic) means gets the job of Headmaster at Narkover School, a notorious training ground for the criminals of the future. When arriving he gets a boisterous welcome from the "boys", including being unceremoniously towed on a rug around the entrance by a taxi and then being hoisted aloft and blanketed. Next day he's caught playing cards by the chairman of the Board of Governors, who he tells to mind his own business not knowing how important a personage he is. The "boys" were out of control yet still wore impeccable school uniforms and caps - I say "boys" because half of them looked over 30. I think the film was given an "A" certificate by the UK censor so as not to set youth a bad example! Nowadays it's all they're set. It's all delightful stuff, one episode flowing into the next, and leading soon to the theft of a diamond necklace. Favourite bits: Gordon Harker as an ex-lag then dubious school porter and rather intense thief; playing banker with the "boys"; the singing of the rousing school song on Founders Day by the "boys"; the rugby match where the possession of the ball was the main thing. Hay certainly made an impression here!

The very best was still to come, but this is a joy to watch too and always a pleasant 80 minute time filler for me.

As the film clearly highlights, there is very little difference for a teacher if he is teaching in a prison or an all-boys school. Both venues require discipline and ingenuity, as well as a bit of patience. The movie is amusing despite some of the predictable pranks of the students. Add a star if you are a teacher.

It was in this film that Will Hay brought to the screen the sketch that he had been touring the halls for years,the seedy master.He effectively played this in all of his subsequent films,with variations.He thus became a film star in the U.K..I am especially fond of this film as I first saw it at a film society at school 55 years ago.Not many of my classmates thought it funny but I did and still do. With regard to the rhyming slang you should bear in mind that one of the censors for the BBFC was a retired Colonel,and another a spinster,as they used to call elderly unmarried women,so I don't think that they would have had any idea of the real meaning of the words

Dr. Alexander Smart (Smart Alec to the boys) gets himself headmastership at a boys' school when he and another man forge a letter of recommendation from his previous boss (throwing out the original letter that says quite the opposite!) While there, he ends up tangled in an elaborate jewel robbery, and is caught between a rock and a hard place when the thief lets him know that he still has the original letter, which he will show to the heads if Alex should mess up their plans.