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Two cops are fired after being setup by their corrupt boss, who gets appointed as judge, but secretly heads a satanic cult. After his wife is killed by the cult, one of the cops is determine... Read allTwo cops are fired after being setup by their corrupt boss, who gets appointed as judge, but secretly heads a satanic cult. After his wife is killed by the cult, one of the cops is determined to bring the cult down.Two cops are fired after being setup by their corrupt boss, who gets appointed as judge, but secretly heads a satanic cult. After his wife is killed by the cult, one of the cops is determined to bring the cult down.
Pamela Jean Bryant
- Cindy
- (as Pamela Bryant)
Mike Nyman
- Hawk
- (as Michael Nyman)
Mark Hoadley
- Cop #2
- (as Mark A. Hoadley)
Richard McCracken
- Bill
- (as Richard McCrachen)
Allison Tune-Fleming
- Rape victim
- (as Allison Tune Fleming)
David Molinaro
- Bartender
- (as David Molinar)
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It's hard to rate this because some of it is jaw-droopingly awesome (in a terrible way) but the rest is horrendously boring and serves no purpose other than to stoke De Hart's ego. Did we really need so many sex scenes? I'm sure John De Hart says so. With a little more editing and a couple more action scenes, this could have been Miami Connection good, instead it's just blah.
John De Hart, Wings Hauser, William Smith And Pamela Bryant are brilliant in their portrayals. John De Hart has become my favorite Actor and this is truly my favorite movie of all time! The action is superb. The relationships are real as is the romance. The funny parts are really funny, the one-liners are great and there are many memorable, meaningful and right-on messages about the corruption inherent in bureaucracy... The movie is thrilling! To paraphrase an eminent movie critic: Everything that is good about action movies has been mirrored here and amped to the next level. Remember how you always wished that Jean-Claude Van Damme would have sung multiple songs in his movies? This movie is the fulfillment of that wish! One more thing you should know: Every female that has viewed this film and voted on this cite has rated the film a '10'. Don't miss it.
Not Outsider Art, whichever title you go with ('Geteven', 'Champagne and Bullets', or 'Road To Revenge' - Indeed, this warranted 2 rereleases, the thinking seemingly is, 'The marketing's in the title; we just gotta find the right one'), so strap in. Nudity and bootscootin''s the future of nonsense ...
This is probably the absolute WORST THING EVER PUT TO FILM! And it's not just BAD BAD...it's God AWFUL HORRIBLE! If you REALLY WANT to lose precious time out of your life,then go ahead and give it a watch. Personally,I would rather slowly drip battery acid into my eyes for 90 minutes...at LEAST I would have felt SOMETHING for an hour and a half! I don't think I have ever seen WORSE ACTING from a lead actor...EVER! And if you want to hear said actor SING...ramming an ice pick into your ears would be more pleasant. Seriously folks...I don't even recommend this dumpster fire of a "movie" to be watched as a "fun time"...you pretty much feel embarrassed for EVERYONE in the "movie" for the entire run time. And if you even can watch it for FREE...I HIGHLY ADVISE you not to. It's THAT BAD.
Toodles.
Toodles.
Hey, if you're behind on your cringing, or if you're just feeling out of practice or are a masochist in general, this is the film for you. Makes Christopher Moltisanti's "Cleaver" look like "Citizen Kane." John De Hart makes Steven Seagal look like Ian McKellen in comparison.
A special shoutout to John De Hart (and his various online sock-puppets) for leaving all those 10/10 reviews, lol. Keep reaching for that rainbow, Johnny boy!
A special shoutout to John De Hart (and his various online sock-puppets) for leaving all those 10/10 reviews, lol. Keep reaching for that rainbow, Johnny boy!
Did you know
- TriviaWas featured on the comedy podcast How Did This Get Made
- GoofsWhen Rick (John De Hart) goes to put down his champagne before making love to his wife, a stage hand appears from frame left to take the glass away from him.
- Alternate versionsThe film was completed as CHAMPAGNE AND BULLETS at 99 minutes, but did not find release. It was initially re-worked with the new title ROAD TO REVENGE with a running time of 75 minutes, cutting most of the sex and nudity, as well as shortening scenes for pacing. It was the third cut of the film, titled GETEVEN (with no space in between "GET" and "EVEN"), that would be released on VHS in 1993. This version ran 89 minutes and restored much of the sex and nudity while also adding a new minute long title sequence and a two minute scene (shot on standard definition video) of the main character practicing martial arts and feeding his pet poodle. This third cut was most popularized through RedLetterMedia's "Best of the Worst", while all three cuts were released on blu-ray by Vinegar Syndrome in 2021. However, only the original "Champagne and Bullets" cut was in HD, as the two latter cuts were originally mastered in standard definition.
- ConnectionsFeatured in Best of the Worst: Parole Violators, Future Force and Geteven (2016)
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