Femalien 2

I really couldn't recommend "Femalien II" to anybody at all except that Venesa Taylor is amazing hot. Unfortunately for us she doesn't show off her breasts enough and is content to play Peeping Tom and ask stupid questions. The sex scenes are pretty stupid, especially the one where, almost the entire time, we see the guy's penis, and there's no erection at all. Still, we do eventually see Venesa naked, and it's almost worth the wait. Almost.

Femalien II can best be described as "camp." You have to really want to see it, but become mystified enough to follow it to the end of the trip.

Probably the best scene for me, would be the opening when the two aliens find themselves in somebody's backyard. I don't know whose yard it is, but I was impressed by the acting ability of the female lead who is more concerned with her hair, than finding herself totally nude, while rapping with her male escort. After a heavy dialog (?) she leads the way into the house as we watch her walk away bare assed.

What follows is a cast of characters that help welcome this duo to earth.

I went into this movie expecting nothing more than your typical late-night Cinemax soft-porn, but was somewhat surprised. This movie actually displays some marginally clever writing and humor. There are some cute scenes, like the couple posing with some "Roswell" Gray Aliens in a park, and a Man in Black who disdainfully looks over a sunglasses rack before sticking with his own. Hey, it's nothing very profound, but at least the stars are good to look at, the sex scenes are done with a bit of imagination, and the writing is halfway-decent. By soft-porn standards, that puts it heads and shoulders above most of the rest.

If you're hoping for some kind of Species-like movie because of the title, this ain't it. This is strictly adult entertainment. The premise is that two aliens (who appear human) are looking for their comrade (also human in appearance) who is busy "learning" all she can about erotic pleasure, and in the process they end up learning too. I don't think there is a single 5 minute segment with everyone's clothes on. I didn't feel that any of the actresses in this movie were particularly attractive, but they sure showed off what they had. If you want to see lots of full-frontal nudity and really fake looking simulated sex (an entire sex scene transpires where you can either explicitly see or tell that the guy doesn't even have an erection), then this movie is perfect for you. If want to see something that resembles real sex, then this is a waste of time.

I think it is an excellent addition to the soft core genre. It has something of a plot along the sci fi/alien visitors line. Some decent locales are used along with good production value and photography. Archetypal cutesy/sexy girl Amy Lindsay plays a prominent role as does hardcore star Summer Knight. Both do a nice acting job. A nice female wrestling scene near the end. Try and tape the cable version though or be sure you get the Director's Cut on tape.