Bargearse

WHERE'S ME BLOODY CHIPS?

Great production by the D-Gen team, over and above "The Olden Days" (although I felt the Captain and Tenille could have made a cameo).

Oh for the halcyon days of the Late Show.

This is the most flatulent fun ever filmed; having seen many of the original "Bluey" episodes which were dubbed in order to create this masterpiece, I believe that this effort improves on - whilst simultaneously parodying - the 1970s Australian cop-show genre. Bargearse, the slovenly, obese star of the show, uses his "Trouser trumpet" to great effect, punctuating the plot with particularly pungent parps. His seemingly endless quest for food confronts the viewer with Bargearse's unique style of culinary cuisine. The corpulent cop also shows us how to add "Extra power" to a police car, and the secret of the "Dutch oven". He is endowed with multiple talents, including his wonderful singing voice, and his ability to consume large quantities of donuts, dim sims, and other staple foodstuffs. The only possible enhancement to this show would be smell-o-vision....

The Late Show was responsible for many great comedy moments, but Bargearse has to stand tall as their greatest feat before Frontline. While epitomising low brow humour, the fart jokes and toilet humour present here left me in stitches for the entire duration of the film, and the only criticism that can be levelled at it is it is just too short, although it must be said that these types of jokes are only funny for so long, and it would be better to leave the audience wishing for more rather than wishing it was over.

The movie itself is cut and paste footage from the 70's cop show Bluey, overdubbed by the Late Show crew and turned into a cop drama and the obese and eternally hungry Sergeant Bargearse and his sidekicks Glenn Twenty and Anne Bourke. The jokes come thick and fast, and always at a base level, from the famous Dutch oven to the sagas of the missing fries, chinese takeaway and missing supplies of exotic chocolate. From start to finish this is hilarious, not one joke falls flat on its face, and you'll need to watch it several times over just to get all the jokes in there, as the rapid pace ensures you'll miss a few jokes here and there while still laughing at the previous scene. A great comedy, don't take it too seriously and you'll definitely love it.

The best program ever produced in Australia. The D-Generation's crowning achievement.

Agree with the other reviewers that this is rapid fire toilet humor at its finest. The overdubbing is very clever. The scene where Bargeargse is waiting in line for McDonalds is classic.

It makes me sad they only offer this on PAL tape, as if they had DVD I could use a region free software player to watch it.

I think Bargearse ranks high in my heart because it was so short and sweet, and left you wanting more. I don't think they could have sustained the comedic intensity for longer than they did.

If you have access to this tape, you should watch it, I promise you will laugh your ass off.