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"Santa Claws" is a horrible movie in just about every sense of the word. It's so bad one can't even laugh at the terrible dialogue, script, plot or acting. Director John Russo, famouse as the co-writer of "Night of the Living Dead" and Writer/Director of the emmensely entertaining and suspenseful "Midnight" has cobbled together a sad and poorly conceived story as an excuse to see silocone enhanced bimbos dance (Poorly) to generic stripper music. Not even the presense of the lovely and always entertaining Debbie Rochon, a major hottie if evver there was one, can save this dog from the pound. "Santa Claws" was obviously a promotional device for the even lower budget and less entertaining "Scream Queens Nude Christmas" (Although Christine Calveliere and Debbie Rochon in all their naked glory, even if they do look terribly embarrassed and annoyed do raise that video by a half point!)

The Christmas tradition of watching horror holidays hits the wall with this crap

Filmed on shideo and acting as stale as Grandma's fruitcake, this movie is just trash

It's a fun watch with a bunch of friends celebrating the holidays but to watch it as a serious flick, this movie just doesn't deliver

Acting takes a backseat and the script must have been non-existent

It's low budget, so no one comes in expecting Casablanca but there have been other low budgeted movies that are at least entertaining

Watching this does wastes one's life but it needs to be experienced regardless. Imagine thinking it can't get worse then watching this and find out it can....ouch.

What do you get if you cross a xmas movie with bad acting, bad killing scenes invloving a plastic claw and drugged children so the babysitter can go out to slain office workers? Well you get Santa Claws the movie nobody asked for or wanted.

Yes it has some fit looking adult models flashing off their booty to make the running time longer off the film but they have some dialogue which falls flat like a pancake as they can not act for toffee.

There isn't much to say because the film is one whole get your kitt for the cameras by the ladies who star in this God awful movie.

The killer is laughable and looks like a stone head on crack. He gets knocked out by a cardboard empty box so that tells you all you need to know.

The ending is as limp as my pork chop after my five knuckle sandwich routine in checking the booty out in this film.

Seriously no one can kill a human being with a plastic tong and the effects were so bad I was laughing my nuts off at the way the killer took out random people.

The ending has a woeful lyric song about Xmas which wouldn't make the top US 1000 chart system.

Give this a miss because it really sucks and its time you wont get back!

1/10 and should really be -100 out of 20!

this could quite possibly be the worst movie ever. i wouldnt even call this crap, cause it would be unfair to everything that works so hard to be crap. it looks like it was filmed on someone's lunchbreak, and their budget came from a week's work at mcdonald's. dont even bother.