Episode list

Cow writes a play entitled "The Ugliest Weenie", which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken's role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. / "The Ugliest Weenie" is acted out in full, this time with the leading roles filled in by Cow and Chicken. By the end of the act, the stage catches on fire from a freak accident.

A game of "Catch" results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house. The Red Guy wants to find out who is Supercow so he opens a dry cleaners to find Supercow's real identity.

While on a field trip to a local prison (where the Red Guy is the Warden), Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts/Chicken reluctantly accepts a dare set by Flem and Earl to see what the girls' bathroom at school is like.

Cow's favourite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find "Maiden Hong Kong." / It's coming up to Arbor Day, and Cow and Chicken are wanting some ice cream from the ice cream man (the Red Guy).

Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshone by a meaner, stronger bully. Cow and Chicken find a time machine and decide to travel in time. Things go wrong when the Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.

Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale. / Weasel attempts to stop I.R. and the Red Guy from selling wild fire and fire extinguishers respectively door-to-door. / Teacher, Flem and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.

Cow has her big break when she becomes a supermodel. However, she soon learns that fame doesn't last long. Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. However, when Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.

Cow wins an essay contest and goes into outer space while Chicken wins runner-up and works in marketing; on a camping trip, Flem's dad tells the legend of Sailcat.

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family. / Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.

It's "Bring Your Kid to Work" Day, and Cow and Chicken are with Dad at his office, but a Canadian Mountie (the Red Guy) constantly stalks the siblings around the entire building. / Shopping at the mall becomes a problem for Cow when she and Chicken are pursued by a Mall Cop (the Red Guy) for supposed shoplifting.