Episode list

Johnny heads to Hollywood to play the lead in a big time Hollywood movie with Don Knotts, Alec Baldwin, Jessica Biel, a dinosaur and a hobbit.

Johnny is forced to attend traffic school when he is arrested for jaywalking. Johnny tries to find a funny looking friend to boost his appeal with women.

Johnny can win a new pickup truck, if he can manage to hold on to a bull; a gypsy curse turns Johnny into a woman.

Mama Bravo goes out of town on vacation and Johnny convinces her to let him stay home alone for the week. Things do not go as well as Johnny would have hoped, as one disaster after another strikes his home, culminating in a band of fairy tale creatures storming into his house and throwing a wild party.

Johnny uses his babysitting job as a way to talk to women. A group of sci-fi geeks believe a dazed Johnny to be a time traveller from the 1960s.

Since the TV is broken, Suzy, Mama and Donny Osmond tell stories; Johnny and Mama enlist in a French class.

Johnny buys a trendy exercise machine; Mr. T helps Johnny confront his childhood tormentor.

Johnny discovers a gray hair; Johnny follows the wrong woman home and thinks Mama received an extreme makeover.

Johnny believes a magician has made him invisible; Johnny fears the new hunk in town.

Johnny tells Suzy about his first love; Johnny must run to a date.

Johnny helps a moose on the lam from the mob by posing as her elephant husband; Johnny's prehistoric ancestor owes a debt to Fred Flintstone.

Allyce Beasley and Curtis Armstrong put Johnny in a reality TV series as a detective; Johnny goes on a TV dating show.

Johnny's cartoon is chosen for a makeover from Don Knotts,, the Blue Falcon and 'Weird Al' Yankovic; Johnny becomes Shaquille O'Neals good luck charm.