Shah Rukh Khan credited as playing...
Rahul
- [Nisha is dressing when Rahul bursts in]
- Rahul: [searching her room] Hey, Nisha, have you seen my cassette? It has a very important music piece on it, I think I left it somewhere in your room... Where the hell is the cassette?
- Nisha: Rahul, you have no manners! Don't you know you're supposed to knock before coming into a room where a girl is dressing?
- Rahul: Girl? What girl?
- Nisha: ME! Stop it, Rahul, I'm serious!
- Rahul: Hey, relax, I know very well that you're a girl! Besides, you also had come into MY room when I had nothing on...
- Nisha: That's different!
- Rahul: How so?
- Nisha: Oh, shut up!
- [Nisha is shopping for clothes with Rahul, and has draped several possible purchases over him, making Rahul look like a human clothes-hanger]
- Rahul: [talking to a man noticing him] Are you shopping? Alone? VERY GOOD! Don't ever go shopping with a girl!
- [while Rahul and the troupe celebrate Nisha's birthday, Pooja begs Ajay to tell her about a girl he likes]
- Ajay: Okay, okay, okay... You see that waiter serving water?
- [He points to a waiter serving glasses of water]
- Pooja: Yeah?
- Ajay: Well, if he comes here with a glass of water, I'll tell you all about her!
- [They watch the waiter - soon, there is only one glass left on his tray...]
- Pooja: Oh my God... Excuse me, a glass of water please!
- Ajay: That's cheating!
- Pooja: So what? Everything is fair in love and war!
- [the waiter brings her a glass of water]
- Rahul: [passes by, takes the glass] Thank YOU!
- Pooja: HEY!
- Ajay: [laughing] Everything is fair in love and war!
- Rahul: [dropping Pooja home late] I hope your uncle is asleep, so we won't have to listen to his singing...
- [Pooja laughs]
- [Rahul and the troupe celebrate Nisha's birthday]
- Rahul: [at the bar] Okay, everybody, tequila time!
- Nisha: [coming over] What are you all drinking?
- Rahul: Tequila!
- Nisha: Can I have a drink?
- Rahul: No, only men are able to drink this stuff! You go back and sit down there!
- Nisha: No, give me a drink!
- Rahul: Hey, Nisha, don't bother us, just go and sit down!
- Nisha: Rahul, today is my birthday...
- Rahul: Oh... happy birthday!
- Nisha: Thank you... I can do whatever I want, eat whatever I want and drink whatever I want, understand?
- Rahul: Nisha... okay, it's your birthday! Waiter, bring one more glass...
- [All the members of the troupe line up, glasses ready in their hands]
- Rahul: Okay, 1... 2... 3... GO!
- [Everyone downs three tequilas - and make faces, trying to adjust to the alcohol. Rahul is the only one unaffected by the tequila]
- Rahul: [laughing at Nisha] Ha! What did I tell you? Girls aren't able to handle this stuff!
- [Nisha suddenly starts giggling drunkenly]
- Nisha: One more!
- Rahul: [to himself] Rahul, you're dead!...
- Nisha: [raving at God and throwing rocks in every direction] YOU ARE BAD! YOU ARE BAD! What have I ever done to deserve this? You are bad! You are bad!
- [Rahul grabs and holds her arms to make her stop]
- Rahul: I'm sorry, Nisha...
- Nisha: Rahul, please don't say sorry, otherwise I'll cry...
- Rahul: I'm sorry, Nisha...
- [Nisha slowly sags against Rahul and silently starts crying]