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Big Helium Dog

  • 1999
  • Unrated
  • 1h 29m
IMDb RATING
5.6/10
426
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Big Helium Dog (1999)
Comedy

A sketch comedy which spoofs its own productionA sketch comedy which spoofs its own productionA sketch comedy which spoofs its own production

  • Director
    • Brian Lynch
  • Writer
    • Brian Lynch
  • Stars
    • Matt Kawczynski
    • Michael Linstroth
    • Kevin Smith
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    5.6/10
    426
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Brian Lynch
    • Writer
      • Brian Lynch
    • Stars
      • Matt Kawczynski
      • Michael Linstroth
      • Kevin Smith
    • 24User reviews
    • 2Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Matt Kawczynski
    Matt Kawczynski
    • Charlie Osgood
    Michael Linstroth
    Michael Linstroth
    • Ray Cross
    Kevin Smith
    Kevin Smith
    • Director
    Kevin Heffernan
    Kevin Heffernan
    • Phil
    Michael Ian Black
    Michael Ian Black
    • Martin Huber
    Lorene Scafaria
    Lorene Scafaria
    • Chastity
    Pete Capella
    Pete Capella
    • High School Jock
    Jay Chandrasekhar
    Jay Chandrasekhar
    • Movie Producer
    • (scenes deleted)
    Ming Chen
    Ming Chen
    • Club Patron
    Damien Furey
    • Autograph Seeker
    Nick Giovannetti
    • Grip #1
    Ralph Lambiase
    • BHD Interviewer
    Alyce LaTourelle
    • Law Bitch
    Steve Lemme
    Steve Lemme
    • Kendrick
    Brian Lynch
    • Director's Assistant
    Chris McDonnell
    • Cool-Ass Homeless Man
    Michael Miano
    • Fisherman
    Colleen Murphy
    • Mother
    • Director
      • Brian Lynch
    • Writer
      • Brian Lynch
    • All cast & crew
    • Production, box office & more at IMDbPro

    User reviews24

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    10Joe-24-2

    I was lucky enough to see this film...it was hysterical.

    This film is great. It's like a long sketch comedy. The humor pushes the limits, but is very clever and funny. I can't wait to see this film again. There were some very original ideas. The writer of this film should have a bright future in film or as a sketch comedy writer.
    10CookieClown

    Blatantly In-Offensive Review

    I will admit this comedy isn't for everyone. I thoroughly enjoyed it, but based on some of the reactions already posted here, there are those who just didn't get it. If you enjoyed any of Brian Lynch's comics, you'll definitely enjoy this film, the comedy is in the same vein. So if you want to know what kind of randomness you're getting yourself into, read some of his other stuff.

    Of everything that I saw at Vulgarthon, this and the ANP cartoon were the best by far, just by the sheer fact that I couldn't stop laughing. That's all you need in a comedy.

    That and an audience with a sense of humor.
    10frank_n_furter2

    funniest movie i've seen in a long time

    I saw this movie at the 2005 Vulgarthon in LA, and dude it is one of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time. I might be alone here, but try to follow me, you go to a movie, everyone laughs at something thats kind of funny so you laugh too, but Big Helium Dog is like... well to me... i laughed because it was really funny, not because everyone else thought it was.

    Bryan Lynch is genius. How he came up with BHD is still beyond me. I love him right now.

    How anyone can give this a bad review is beyond me. I mean have you really seen it? How can it be bad? It's too funny!

    I cant wait for this to come out on DVD (hopefully it will)

    I will be the first person in line to get it.
    10ScottTroyan

    Truly the greatest story ever told...

    Truly the greatest story ever told.

    The performances were all great, but a few stood out, like Kevin Smith and Michael Ian Black. Every time Smith came on screen, I busted at least three guts. The camera really does love him. Black was great too, I cannot see anyone else being Huber, I do not think it would work as well as it did for him. Also, the chick who played Chastity [Natalia Cigliuti?], it was great to see at least one good thing come from Saved By The Bell: The New Class. Besides providing a continuing career for Dustin Diamond.

    I loved the way it was set up structurally. Being raised on Sesame Street, my attention span only lasts about, wait, what was I talking about? But, it was truly a film for those of us with 20-second attention spans. And the method worked well. Hell, the whole damn movie worked well.

    The self-awareness of the movie played perfect. Most of the time when a flick tries to talk about it self, or has a character addressing the audience, it falls flat on its face.

    I loved the ending; it just kept going and going. Just when you thought it was over another scene would pop up. Some will say it is stupid, but I am one of the minority that thinks if something like that is funny the first time, it will be funny the next thousand times. Like on Letterman, some of the gags we does night after night after night, but I laughed harder each successive time.

    And since everything above this probably makes little to no sense, I will give Big Helium Dog the highest praise I can give anything. I wanted to own a copy right after seeing it. So I can watch it over and over.

    Keep an eye on the is Lynch fellow, his day of fame is coming.
    10JonMoody82

    One of the best Sketch Comedies around

    I saw this movie at Vulgarthon 2002.

    I have to say I can't agree with any of the negative reviews. It's too damn funny. It's a fun sketch comedy film about... well basically not much. The story goes off in to so many sketches it would be hard to describe all of them. Brian Lynch

    should write for Saturday Night Live and bring the show back to being funny.

    The movie's main star Matt Kawczynski is hilarious as Charlie. He does a great job! He has some of my favorite lines in the movie. Especially his pick up lines for women. Haha. It's great. I thought everybody deserves some kind of award

    for their performances. Top Notch! I still quote that movie to this day. Hope one day Brian releases a DVD... it deserves one. If you get a chance somehow to

    see this movie DON'T PASS IT UP! And don't listen to the stupid whiney dumb

    reviews for it, its great!

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    • Trivia
      Ben Affleck agreed to take a role in this film based on reading the script while on the set of Chasing Amy (1997). However due to his schedule with Armageddon (1998), he had to drop out of the production.
    • Quotes

      Martin Huber: I don't know if you're retarded or just willfully malicious.

    • Connections
      Features Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1993)

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    • Release date
      • September 16, 2025 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • New Jersey, USA
    • Production companies
      • Rayisdead co.
      • View Askew Productions
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 29m(89 min)
    • Color
      • Color

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