A performance artist turns up dead with a carrot up her butt by LAX. Three detectives interview her friends to find out who killed her and why.A performance artist turns up dead with a carrot up her butt by LAX. Three detectives interview her friends to find out who killed her and why.A performance artist turns up dead with a carrot up her butt by LAX. Three detectives interview her friends to find out who killed her and why.
T.D. Mitchell
- Sara Lipton
- (as Trista Delamere)
Mako Nakayama
- Dr. Wong
- (as Makoto James Nakayama)
Featured reviews
What is this? I know nothing at all about the background to the making of this film... but it sure as heck feels as if all the actors are improvising their lines on camera - and often rather poorly, at that. Watching "Kiss And Tell" is not so much like watching a movie... more like watching a rather loosely directed one-and-a-half-hour-long acting workshop. But why on earth did so many high-profile film actors associate themselves with this project? Recommended only if you enjoy watching actors improvise, and aren't too fussy. In fairness, there are some funny bits here and there... but this seems far from a finished work.
Although the main idea of this film seems to boil down to a relatively ordinary story about how, if I haven't lost count, three somewhat detached detectives investigate a complicated and, let's say, rather strange murder in the vastness of Los Angeles, from the very first minutes the viewer is clearly given to understand that it will definitely not do without a lot of eccentric performances, as well as art-house elements. At this point, viewers unprepared for such a turn of events should not even start watching, while everyone else involved is left to dive into the local abyss at their own peril and risk. There will be a sufficient number of unusual characters in the wide circle of suspects - there will be a young lady who is attracted to everyone she meets, who has not yet decided on her own orientation, who condemns her for such behavior, who dances with or without reason, a friend in the person of Heather Graham, there will be a club of anonymous maniacs and an unbalanced, long-haired shady businessman, as well as two subjects of the opposite sex, who dress in all orange, one - a bald-headed person who loves lollipops, the other - a person who walks around in almost only underwear, paints her lips purple and calls herself "Beta-carotene".
The narrative is not inferior to the characters and is built on the principle of a patchwork quilt. There is a sluggish synopsis of the main plot somewhere in the background, and on top of it there are short stories of numerous people involved, between whom there is a constant jumping back and forth, and the further you go, the more incendiary and bizarre the local antics become, and the epilogue promises to leave more questions than answers. In a word - form prevails over content.
How several fairly and relatively famous actors and actresses, including Rose McGowan, could get into a project of this kind is a mystery. What the director wanted to say, how and whether he wanted to, is a mystery of an even greater scale. The average viewer will not appreciate it. Fans of extravagant performances and philosophers bored with the usual presentation - perhaps.
The narrative is not inferior to the characters and is built on the principle of a patchwork quilt. There is a sluggish synopsis of the main plot somewhere in the background, and on top of it there are short stories of numerous people involved, between whom there is a constant jumping back and forth, and the further you go, the more incendiary and bizarre the local antics become, and the epilogue promises to leave more questions than answers. In a word - form prevails over content.
How several fairly and relatively famous actors and actresses, including Rose McGowan, could get into a project of this kind is a mystery. What the director wanted to say, how and whether he wanted to, is a mystery of an even greater scale. The average viewer will not appreciate it. Fans of extravagant performances and philosophers bored with the usual presentation - perhaps.
I really only was interesting in seeing this film because of the stars in it (Rose McGowan, Heather Graham, David Arquette). However the movie was fairly boring but had a lot of funny moments. I suggest you see/rent this movie if you like Rose, Heather, David or any other actors in the movie.
...All in all, it was a good movie.
...All in all, it was a good movie.
10bingbazy
At first reading other reviews on this film made it seem like it was really bad, but i bought it and watched it and wow. This is a great movie a little sketchy, but i mean wow. Rose McGowan truly had a great role. I highly recommend this film.
Quite possibly the worst movie I have ever endured. It felt and looked like a film studies class project, except for the number of recognizable actors. A wasted group of talent. I can't say anything other than that is an hour-and-a-half of my life that I will never get back.
Did you know
- TriviaThe film featured in a small role David Faustino, known for his work on Fox's Married... with Children (1987), which ended the year the film was released. One of Married with Children's writers at the time, Todd Newman, also had a small acting role in the film. Newman wrote the Married with Children episodes Kiss of the Coffee Woman (1996) and T*R*A*S*H (1997).
- Crazy creditsThe closing credits are divided into several different categories, separating the various characters into the following groups (in order): "The Police", "Shrinks", "Friends and Lovers", "Vegetarians and Carnivores", "Fruits and Nuts", "Carrot Victims", "The Forensic Team", "Rekindled Romance", "Serial Killer Group Therapy", "Lawyers", "The Boys in the Alley", "Sketchy People", "Quintano's People", "Quintano's Movie: To Love Me Is to Fight Me", "Liam's Family in New York", and "And the Rest."
- How long is Kiss & Tell?Powered by Alexa
Details
Box office
- Budget
- $300,000 (estimated)
- Runtime
- 1h 36m(96 min)
- Color
- Aspect ratio
- 1.33 : 1
Contribute to this page
Suggest an edit or add missing content