So You Want to Build a House

Facing eviction, George O'Hanlon is persuaded to build his own house which, the advertisement says, requires no money down. Of course there are lots of papers to fill out first, and plenty of fees to pay with them, and Donald Kerr to help him.... which is, of course, no help.

Richard Bare wrote and directed sixty-seven of these very silly Joe McDoakes short subjects for Warner Brothers from 1942 through 1956, with O'Hanlon, They ended because the format was basically a situation comedy, and TV took those over.

A short about a couple trying to get a place of their own. The husband searches out loans from shady or idiotic characters. Never mind there were no horse-laughs among all the over-acting. I didn't even smile at any of the scenes. Doubt if you will either. Don't be afraid of missing anything here - skip it

Any time I watch Joe McDoakes, it gets me thinking about Edgar Kennedy, who also had a long series of comedy films, beginning in the 1930s. Kennedy was from the school of Laurel and Hardy, slapstick and hard knocks -- however -- the theme was the same. The little guy getting CRUNCHED. Likely, producer and director Richard L. Bare took some notes.

I agree, this classic short came out during the post war housing boom and bust. Too many folks looking for apartments and houses all at once. Yes, Joe and Alice fit squarely in that category, in fact, about to be kicked out of their apartment for NOT paying the rent.

So what to do? This time it's Alice who has the master plan. All Joe has to do is go to the bank, get a loan and BUILD his own pre-fab house. Prefabricated homes were quite popular at the time, where you could basically build a home by yourself?

Joe McDoakes style?

One problem, maybe two or three... Poor Joe has to go through lots of expensive red tape... First, a loan manager at the bank, then someone else, then another someone else, and what about the dreaded building inspector when his castle(?) is finally constructed? LOTS to cram into 11 minutes, but this is silly fun, and George O'Hanlon is a laugh out loud victim o' circumstances, just like Edgar Kennedy.

PS; Keep an eye on Mr. McGoon(?) and Happy Jack?

Witty script and direction by Richard L. Bare, who became famous directing GREEN ACRES. Art Gilmore (known for HIGHWAY PATROL) lends that "professional" voice.

Remastered on Warner Brothers dvd, featuring the entire series. Thanks much to TCM for bringing these oldies back.

Joe McDoakes is going to be evicted and must look for another place to live. His wife insanely believes they can just build a house and move there...even though they have less than 30 days until their lease is expired. Having few options, Joe's 'friend' at work offers to help them....and each time he does so, the McDoakes' are less than satisfied with the result. In short, the friend is an opportunistic jerk.

This short film came just after "So You Want to Rent an Apartment"....one of the best Joe McDoakes pictures. However, while enjoyable its laughs seem a bit forced and isn't nearly as fun as its predecessor. Worth seeing, perhaps, but not among the better films.

ALTHOUGH THEY AREN'T specifically mentioned, it is our G.I.'s who are both the prime sales target and the moving force behind it. The desire for home ownership, once only a sort of unrealistic 'pipedream', now had become a commonplace reality. The Congress had provided the financial mechanism via affordable mortgage provisions in various G.I. Bills.

THE SHORT OPENS up in usual manner. Joe and Alice Mc Doakes (George O'Hanlon & Harker respectively) are engaged in a kitchenette debate about moving from rented apartment to a home of their own. An advertisement in the morning newspaper brings them to Andy Mc Goon (Donald Kerr) the Irishman who is the building contractor. *

THEN WE FIND a chain reaction of Joe having to go to legal representation, the financial in$titution and, finally, the local building inspection department.

AS IS THE case in many gags that we see in a comedy like these, so much of the material is obvious. The conclusion finds Joe and Alice in their new., pre-fabricated, do-it-yourself cottage. As we who know Joe so well might well have expected, the "pre-fab" parts are less than perfect in their meshing together.

SO IT IS that Writer-Director Richard L.Bare and collaborator, Writer/Actor George O'Hanlon, once again prove themselves to be the champions of that venerable relic from the Silent Screen, the Sight Gag. This Mc DOAKES installment proves this to be true, with a great Super-Sight Gag ending.

NOTE: * We must protest! Why are building contractors always portrayed as shady, shanty Irishmen? This is much in the same tradition as calling the Police Patrol Transport vehicles "Paddy Wagons!" (Please folks, we're just kidding! Please send no nasty complaint letters!)