Honeymoon Horror

This movie looked good when I saw it at the video store, but it was so incredibly cheap and cheesy. A burned lunatic stalks some sort of Honeymoon Island place killing couples with machetes and axes. The gore scenes are so badly shot and the actors/actresses so bad that I couldn't help but laugh. This cheapie is also equipped with some giggly sorority sisters near the beginning of the film, who are hacked up one by one by the killer as disco music plays in the background. Horrible, just horrible!

I recently watched Honeymoon Horror (1982) on YouTube. The storyline follows an island where a romantic bed and breakfast has just reopened. It seems like the perfect getaway for couples and newlyweds. Three couples arrive at the inn, but soon after, people start disappearing. Could something-or someone-be on a killing spree?

Directed by Harry Preston in his only directorial effort, the film stars Paul Iwanski (As), Bob Wagner (No Drums, No Bugles), Cheryl Black (Dallas), and Bill Pecchi (The Pyramid).

This is one of those '80s movies that tried to capitalize on the rising slasher craze but didn't quite stick the landing. Everything about it is mediocre-the acting, dialogue, and overall execution. The storyline is a bit corny, but still engaging enough to make you want to see how it unfolds. The kills and corpse effects are lackluster, and the villains aren't as terrifying as intended. Even the big reveal at the end falls flat.

Overall, Honeymoon Horror is an average '80s slasher, worth watching only for diehard fans of the genre. I'd rate it a 5/10.

Awful Friday the 13th. ripoff with an extremely low budget about several newlywed couples taking their honeymoon at a new island hotel designed with just newlywed couples in mind. However, they soon begin to fall prey to a killer lurking in the shadows and spying in the windows during love making sessions.

Avid horror fans might want to rent this because of a cool looking effect on the back of the tape box, but trust me this film is really awful. Just about everyone is miscast in this film and give nothing but wide eyed, jaw dropped heavily performances. The actors expressions remain almost the same no matter the situation. The director of this film, has given this film a murky, sleazy feel when it should at least be romantic at the beginning. The script copies Friday the 13th. all the way. This flick isn't even good for T & A since most of the cast members are in their mid 30's to 40's and are not attractive at all. Do yourself a favor and forget about this flick.

Rated R; Violence, Nudity, Sexual Situations, and Profanity.

Honeymoon Horror is your typical early 80s regional slasher for the straight to video market. Obviously influenced by the trendsetter Friday the 13th and pretty much on the cheap (supposedly $50,000 budget). It clearly shows with its padded out subplots (like the tone deaf sheriff) and shoddily executed death scenes. Sometimes they happen off-screen (especially the first couple), while other times it's poorly staged in a less than imaginative manner of shoddy gore and falling body limbs.

Still there's no denying these early slashers do create lingering atmospherics, and here it's a secluded island of woods and lodges. As the killer, a severely burnt maniac (and former owner of the getaway island) terrorizes the (lousy) honeymoon island lodge seeking revenge. The story is rather silly and one-note but just wait until the sheriff and deputy come onto the scene. It's almost like they're from another movie. But what can kill it, is the lack of excitement and momentum. Also surprised to see Sony attached to this production in the opening credits.

let's get one thing straight...this is an obvious cliche in the genre of horror: people go on their honeymoon and the killings ensue. needless to say, i loved this film. i find nothing but entertainment value in this. the ridiculous plot and atrocious acting is what makes this both vomit inducing and wonderfully obnoxious. i recommend this this for the people out there who actually search out awful b-movie horrors and watch them in their entirety, loving every painful minute of it. if a movie is so terrible that it provokes anger and nausea within the viewer, it should be valued.