Mary Stuart Masterson credited as playing...
- Trish: When did she leave you?
- Bert: She did not leave me. We parted.
- Trish: Is that why you're mad at the world?
- Bert: I'm not mad a the world, just a very small part of it.
- Trish: Are you hurt?
- Bert: No! How can I be hurt? I just threw my family jewels full force against a freezing metal fence!
- Trish: Oh good, as long as you're not hurt
- Trish: When I was a little girl I could tell the breed of a dog by its bark.
- Bert: And?
- Trish: I think you better hurry!
- Bill: So, you two met at the store?
- Bert: Ehhh..
- Trish: First floor. Handbags. It was very romantic. Bert dragged me right off, I couldn't resist!
- Bert: All the good songs have already been written.
- Trish: Well, no one has ever written a song about me!
