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A series of short films spoofing The Blair Witch Project (1999).A series of short films spoofing The Blair Witch Project (1999).A series of short films spoofing The Blair Witch Project (1999).
James DiStefano
- Cameraman
- (segment "Pauly Shore Segment")
Frank Cassini
- Sound Man
- (segment "Pauly Shore Segment")
Joseph S. Griffo
- Boyfriend
- (segment "Pauly Shore Segment")
- (as Joseph Griffo)
Roger W. Morrissey
- Bouncer
- (segment "In the Woods Segments")
- (as Roger Morrissey)
Jim Zulevic
- Bob Zombie
- (segment "In the Woods Segments")
Jerry Minor
- Ted McKinsey
- (segment "In the Woods Segments")
Bryan Coffee
- Hairy Guy
- (segment "In the Woods Segments")
Michael Ian Black
- Stephen Hawking
- (segment "In the Woods Segments")
Hyla Matthews
- Happy Mom
- (segment "In the Woods Segments")
Wally Wingert
- Zombie Chef
- (segment "In the Woods Segments")
Jackie Harris Greenberg
- Woman Host
- (segment "In the Woods Segments")
- (as Jackie Harris)
Kayren Butler
- Young School Girl
- (segment "In the Woods Segments")
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Excruciatingly Painful
The second worst film ever made. Spoofs practically write themselves so even a monkey would manage to include at least one minor chuckle over the eternity that this film lasts. This, however, is a guaranteed laugh free zone. A big, fat, hairy, mess made by a collection of talentless, failed, drunken, pretentious drama students.
That said, rarely has a film had such an emotional impact on me. Whilst watching I experienced everything from hatred/anger/fury through despair/depression and all the way to wanting to kill everyone involved and set myself on fire.
Do not watch this film. I'm not joking. It has nothing to offer.
I can only imagine that the day this was made a lot of villages were missing an idiot.
That said, rarely has a film had such an emotional impact on me. Whilst watching I experienced everything from hatred/anger/fury through despair/depression and all the way to wanting to kill everyone involved and set myself on fire.
Do not watch this film. I'm not joking. It has nothing to offer.
I can only imagine that the day this was made a lot of villages were missing an idiot.
Oh my good Christ
This has to be the worst "film" I have ever "watched".
I cant believe a studio spent money on this worthless piece of trash. I could have drunk three bottles of Robitussin Cough Medicine and still written a better script and screenplay than this pathetic attempt at film-making. All concerned with this project should never work in movies again, and it would not be a bad thing if someone hunted them all down and gave them a good shoeing behind the bike sheds. I cant tell you not to watch this servile junk enough. Suffice to say I have sat through films which are "so bad its funny", but this is totally without merit.
Such a bad film. Bad, bad film
I cant believe a studio spent money on this worthless piece of trash. I could have drunk three bottles of Robitussin Cough Medicine and still written a better script and screenplay than this pathetic attempt at film-making. All concerned with this project should never work in movies again, and it would not be a bad thing if someone hunted them all down and gave them a good shoeing behind the bike sheds. I cant tell you not to watch this servile junk enough. Suffice to say I have sat through films which are "so bad its funny", but this is totally without merit.
Such a bad film. Bad, bad film
Bad Witch Project
This is the worst movie I have ever seen. If you think about seeing this movie you will probably have a better time just looking into a wall. Anything else would be better than to look at this movie, the actors are bad but the story is worse. It shouldn't be legal to make these kind of movies.
The absolute worst movie or video I have ever seen...
And I've everything Phil Tucker and Ed Wood have ever done...I've seen Leonard Part 6...I've sat through Highlander 2: The Quickening FOUR TIMES! So I know bad...and this movie is definitely not good.
This video is a compilation of shorts based on the lamentably popular The Blair Witch Project. Unfortunately there is not enough material here to make one decent ten-minute short film float.
This video is complete and utter trash. I think I may have actually smiled perhaps twice during it, and the only recognizable actor is Michael Ian Black (Johnny Bluejeans from Comedy Central's Viva Las Vegas, if you can call that generally recognizable).
Don't waste your time with this thing...it has Pauly Shore in it for God's sake! Flee! Flee!
This video is a compilation of shorts based on the lamentably popular The Blair Witch Project. Unfortunately there is not enough material here to make one decent ten-minute short film float.
This video is complete and utter trash. I think I may have actually smiled perhaps twice during it, and the only recognizable actor is Michael Ian Black (Johnny Bluejeans from Comedy Central's Viva Las Vegas, if you can call that generally recognizable).
Don't waste your time with this thing...it has Pauly Shore in it for God's sake! Flee! Flee!
warning do not rent
Warning if you see this movie at the video store, keep walking don't pick it up. Its a waste your time reading the back of the box. The back wont tell you about the bad acting. How stupid the jokes are and how after watching you will want to kill someone or beat your TV. The movie did't make me laugh it just made me mad. Do not rent do not buy. You could not pay me to watch it again.
I did'even watch the whole movie before I was pulling out my hair just to make the pain stop. I want to meet the person who thought making this would be a good idea. He/She needs to be smacked this movie will cause people to go though I don't know how many fits of anger. AWFUL MOVIE I can't even Begin to tell you why, I can't really tell you why with out screaming and yelling and etc. I wanted to take it right back to the video store and pay them to burn the disc so no one Else would though what I went though. It burned my eyes and my brain. Make this pain stop. Just thinking about it hurts.
I did'even watch the whole movie before I was pulling out my hair just to make the pain stop. I want to meet the person who thought making this would be a good idea. He/She needs to be smacked this movie will cause people to go though I don't know how many fits of anger. AWFUL MOVIE I can't even Begin to tell you why, I can't really tell you why with out screaming and yelling and etc. I wanted to take it right back to the video store and pay them to burn the disc so no one Else would though what I went though. It burned my eyes and my brain. Make this pain stop. Just thinking about it hurts.
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Heather: [Mike just found cigarettes] You fuck! I thought you said we were fucking out! You fucking fuck! I oughta fucking kill you, you fuck!
Mike: Man, you cuss like Joe Pesci in "Good Fellas."
Heather: Shut the fuck up, you fuck...
[close up of Heather's face]
Heather: I am SO sorry for everything that's happened...
Mike: Whatever...
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