Jeffrey Michael Deary credited as playing...
Fritz
- Fritz: Dude! A couple of those girls aren't wearing any underwear!
- Scott: What?!
- Fritz: You mean you didn't see that shit?
- Scott: No, how can you tell?
- Fritz: Oh, I can tell dude. Girls' underwear is huge with me, man, and let me just tell you this: I can't see any pantylines on any of those chicks.
- Scott: Maybe they're wearing a thong.
- Fritz: Maybe they were wearing thongs, you know. That's some wild shit, don't you think?
- Scott: Yeah.
- Fritz: Man, those girls can't be a day over fourteen and they're sporting thongs. That's sweet, huh?
- Scott: Oh yeah! Thongs are pretty sweet!
- Fritz: I mean, most fourteen-year-old girls that I know, they're wearing that boring grandma underwear well into puberty and beyond. You know, Hanes Her Way's and shit, you know?
- Scott: Yeah dude, that stuff sucks.
- Fritz: But you know, by the time they hit sixteen, they venture into the bikinis... Maybe they dabble a little bit with the Victoria's Secrets and shit, you know?
- Scott: Oh yeah, that's the best...
- Fritz: Well no, dude, you know... You know Victoria's Secrets, man. It sounds sexy and shit, but most of it's a lot of really conservative stuff.
- Scott: Yeah, that's what I meant.
- Fritz: Yeah, but a thong... A thong, dude... Thongs are sweet. Girls don't start wearing a thong until they start fucking.
- Scott: Oh yeah!
- Fritz: I mean, how many virgins do you know going around sporting a thong? None, right?
- Scott: Yeah. Wow.
- Fritz: Yeah.