Biker Zombies from Detroit

I like to rent horror movies from my local video store because they have real off the wall titles there. Biker Zombies has only been rented once from there since it has been on the shelf; unfortunately I was the rentee. I'm not sure if the acting is better or worse than porno acting, but I don't want to watch this movie again to study any further... Zombies that don't eat people? You have the most famous zombie movies in the "Night of the Living Dead" series, where the zombies ate flesh. Then you had the "Return of the Living Dead" trilogy where the zombies wanted brains. But zombies that only murder you without appetite? That's just silly. Awful acting, awful direction, awful costumes... just plain awful!

An ancient evil force transforms murderers, drug dealers and prostitutes of Detroit into an army of motorcycle riding zombies to reclaim the world they lost eons ago. Meanwhile, a teenage boy (Tyrus Woodson) and his mom moves into the suburban part of Detroit. Unfortunately for the teen he is transformed into one of them and goes on his own rampage.

Cheap looking zombie film is pretty bad. How bad? Very bad. There's absolutely no redeeming qualities found in this travesty. Repellent gory effects, editing, sound and lack of plot makes this one of the worst zombie films of the genre. Not even good for a few laughs. My evaluation: (no stars).

OH my god definitely on the top 10 worst movies ever made. NO PLOT!!! who was the main character? The guy or the girl. how many times could they have made that cop say " Ill be in the car" ha ha my throat hurt the next day from hurting from laughing so hard no ending what was the purpose of them going after the kid why was there biker zombies in the first place if i ever saw it for sale i would buy it on the spot it was so idiotically funny if you ARe looking for a horror movie stay away from biker zombies but if you are looking to laugh so hard your stomach hurts get this and never return it

I rented this pile of sewer waste hoping for a few good laughs. With a title like `Zombie Bikers from Detroit' and with Dead Alive productions stamped on the front cover, you would think that this could be a funny/gruesome film, but no. This is the worst movie I have ever seen (and yes, I have seen all of the Police Academy movies). The story (this is a joke within itself) and the dialogue are atrocious. The make up of the so-called zombies looks like they used one of those two dollar `Make yourself look like a Zombie' kits that you buy at K-Mart.

I would rather watch Beverly Hills 90210 while listening to the Backstreet Boys and be whipped by a 400lb novelty birthday card model than to sit through another single minute of this pathetic excuse for a DVD. Honestly, I could make a better movie with $3, some popsicle sticks and a slinky. I feel as if 90 minutes of my life were stripped away from me and taken to the land of Suckdom. I know that tagging on the Dead Alive production doesn't guarantee a great flick, but you do expect to get your moneys worth.

The only thing that made me happy (save, returning the horrid mass of elephant feces) was that it wasn't titled `Biker Zombies from Pittsburgh'. I feel for Detroit folks that wasted their hard-earned money on this one. Unless you have been lobotomized …. Do not buy, rent if you must … But …. You will regret it.

This is, without a doubt, THE WORST FILM I've ever seen in my life. There's no plot, no story, almost non-existent dialogue (that which is there is about nothing, non-existent sex acts made up by the "cool" biker teens, and 1/3 cursing), awful make-up, awful fx, AND no ending! It's stupid and pointless. I don't know why trash like this is made, especially making it to DVD. It's the director (Todd Brunswick) and writer's (John Kerfoot) first film and it shows. If I were them, I'd go back to or for the first time enter beginner's film school. They got one thing perfect though; their tagline: Evil Never Looked So Bad. It looked so bad it was sad.