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Spivs

  • 2004
  • Not Rated
  • 1h 35m
IMDb RATING
5.3/10
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Kate Ashfield, Dominic Monaghan, Nick Moran, and Ken Stott in Spivs (2004)
ComedyDrama

Three East-End Spivs spend their time wheeling and dealing wherever and whenever they can. After one of their scams goes south, the three con men are left to care for two young illegal immig... Read allThree East-End Spivs spend their time wheeling and dealing wherever and whenever they can. After one of their scams goes south, the three con men are left to care for two young illegal immigrants.Three East-End Spivs spend their time wheeling and dealing wherever and whenever they can. After one of their scams goes south, the three con men are left to care for two young illegal immigrants.

  • Director
    • Colin Teague
  • Writers
    • Mike Loveday
    • Colin Teague
    • Gary Young
  • Stars
    • Kate Ashfield
    • Linda Bassett
    • Chooye Bay
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    5.3/10
    440
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Colin Teague
    • Writers
      • Mike Loveday
      • Colin Teague
      • Gary Young
    • Stars
      • Kate Ashfield
      • Linda Bassett
      • Chooye Bay
    • 14User reviews
    • 10Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Kate Ashfield
    Kate Ashfield
    • Jenny
    Linda Bassett
    Linda Bassett
    • Auntie Vee
    Chooye Bay
    Chooye Bay
    • Japanese man
    • (as Chooi Beh)
    Elizabeth Berrington
    Elizabeth Berrington
    • Nigel's secretary
    Jennifer Cartwright
    • Bad Ice Skater
    Paul Clarke
    • Gangster
    Cavan Clerkin
    Cavan Clerkin
    • Bob
    Shane Davey
    Shane Davey
    • Ice Skater
    Jack Dee
    Jack Dee
    • Nigel
    Louis Dempsey
    Louis Dempsey
    • Uncle Frank
    Glenn Durfort
    Glenn Durfort
    • Glenn
    Neil Edmond
    Neil Edmond
    • Observant Waiter
    Stephen Evans
    • Park Attendant
    Julia Hargesheimer
    • Teenage Safe House Girl
    Tamer Hassan
    Tamer Hassan
    • Villa
    Paul Kaye
    Paul Kaye
    • O'Brien
    Derek Lea
    Derek Lea
    • Villa's Associate #1
    Dominic Monaghan
    Dominic Monaghan
    • Goat
    • Director
      • Colin Teague
    • Writers
      • Mike Loveday
      • Colin Teague
      • Gary Young
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    easter11

    Sweet film that's not going to rock the world

    This film is suffering a bit of an identity crisis - is it a comedy, a drama or what? There are good performances from Kate Ashfield and some of the best moments in the film are the ones with Ken Stott, his aunt (Linda Bassett) and the children - these are tender moments that are well captured. Jack Dee's character is weak and badly portrayed. There are some fun moments but overall this film doesn't gel well. Go and see this film to support British movie making, its a sweet film that portrays the wheeler dealers of east London and had it had a few more bucks in the budget, could have been tightened up somewhat to produce a gem perhaps.
    3xan_pl

    absolutely shocking...

    What a flop. this film had promises of a "Snatch" lookalike. what a misleading cast too! a film with Paul Kaye and Jack Dee should be COMEDIC, not a load of fake drama. i thought the violence was supposed to be funny until it hit me, this movie is supposed to be serious. i found this film pretentious, and it was obvious that it had no heart whatsoever. further more, i was asking myself why anyone would cast a lead actor (Ken Stott) that annoys you so much you wanna rip your hair out. his voice alone is enough to infuriate the most patient of people, not to mention his "array" of witty remarks. i found that i really TRIED to like this film, even though i just couldn't. i think nick moran and dom monaghan are great actors, however, this film was a bad career move for them both. a POOR effort...really disappointed...
    7Ali_John_Catterall

    Tough yet warm-hearted Britcrime offering

    Gentleman Jack (Stott), his edgy right-hander Steve (Moran), sexy self-styled moll Jenny (Ashfield) and stoner Goat (Monaghan) pull elaborate cons on wannabe villains, buoyed by the motto: "You can't cheat an honest man". Victims include O'Brien, played by Kaye as a lisping ne'er-do-well with a silly haircut and a penchant for cash machine fraud, and nice-but-dim Nigel (Dee), owner of an ailing haulage company.

    But Jack and Co. find themselves in deep water after they attempt to steal the latter's office equipment and drive it away in a 'borrowed' lorry which turns out to be full of Albanian human traffic. When the immigrants scarper, a little brother and sister are left behind. Grudgingly, Jack becomes their unofficial guardian - but is closely trailed by some murderous parties, while Steve and Jenny, intent on closing that mythical long con, walk headlong into harm.

    Spivs initially hoodwinks audiences into assuming it's something that it's not, featuring the usual checklist of East End settings, shady characters and slang ("What do you think I am, some kind of meat-puppet?") which must be included by law in all contemporary British crime flicks.

    However, it soon reveals itself to be both a textured character-study of a drowning middle-aged man yearning for redemption, and a harrowing expose of the illegal immigrant / underage sex slave trade.

    That the slapstick and tragic elements mostly hang together bears testament to a well-plotted, well-researched script (occasionally sentimental, though never mawkish), along with an immensely touching central performance by Stott. It's rare and refreshing in these kinds of films to find a late fortysomething taking precedence over two young hipsters like Moran and Ashfield. Fine support too from Bassett as Jack's tough-talking sister Vee.

    A modern Brit crime movie sporting substance over style? It must be a con!
    8kurtj-1

    I like it !

    What a positiv surprise this was !

    Another brit-film with humor, depth and action ! Ken Stott is brilliant and the younger crew is not bad either ! Paul Kaye has a smaller part but is very good ! Jack Dee's first apperance on the big screen...and not last, I am sure. He could probably been used more in this film ? Normally I am not to keen on "children plots " but this was well balanced and the kids was good, not overacting as is so common. Nick Moran is well established in brittish gansterfilms and this is another strong performance. Kate Ashfield is "foxy" and helps the overall strengths of the film. Linda Bassett as Auntie Vee is very solid.

    Overall : very good !!!
    markdawnay

    The Best Truly British Flick In Years

    One of the best movies that i have seen in years, a true and gritty depiction of London life, with a comedic strain that can only be described as classic British humour. Spivs is a also a touching heartfelt story about the horror that is the modern day slave trade. A truly strong and great piece of cinema I can't recommend it enough. Onwards and upwards for the British Film Industry.

    Support the British Film Industry on Friday the 24th September when SPIVS is released.

    A film born and breed in Britain. A true depiction of British life today, this witty yet gritty comedy-drama stars: Ken Stott (King Arthur,) Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,) Kate Ashfield, (Shaun of the Dead,) Dominic Monaghan (The Lord of the Rings Trilogy,) Jack Dee and Paul Kaye

    SPIVS Cert 15 Running time 91 Minutes.

    Carnaby Films are a totally unique company, funded by the British people, for the British people.

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      Rita Ora's debut.
    • Quotes

      Goat: Where's the dipstick?

      Steve: I'm lookin' at it.

    • Connections
      Spoofs Only Fools and Horses (1981)

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    • Release date
      • September 24, 2004 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Languages
      • English
      • Albanian
    • Also known as
      • 混世情真
    • Filming locations
      • Canary Wharf Underground Station, Canary Wharf, Isle of Dogs, London, England, UK(location)
    • Production company
      • Carnaby International
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 35m(95 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
    • Aspect ratio
      • 2.35 : 1

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