Among Us

This is most certainly a movie (among us) it has a cast, cinematography (?), a score (?), and other movie things. This movie is among us and red is incredibly sus throughout the entirety of this movie, i saw him kill and vent in cafeteria (:O) amogus was sus.

If you only watch mainstream movies, you will think that this movie stinks to high heaven. If you love b-movies, then you might get a few moments enjoyment out of this flick. The song at the end may be the funniest ever.

The problem is that its SOOO derivative from Blair Witch, that it really takes away from the few good points the film has. One hour in, and its still crawling along.

The acting is better than the Polonias brothers usual fare, (which I will admit is damning with faint praise). The camera work isn't hideous. It ain't great, but it is a step above their usual efforts. Its probably the about the best you could do for about $20000.

Of course, I wouldn't go so far as to say that its good...

This script must have been the worst movie script that's ever been produced. The acting is even worse than the script. And the production values are even worse than the acting. That is how completely awful this movie is. I don't even consider it a movie, it's what you would expect to see if you gave a couple grade eight kids a video camera for a day. And by video camera I mean old style camcorder camera that uses VCR tapes. To anyone involved in this production I say please, please, for your families and for your own self respect and for the movie watching public, never ever make another movie again. This movie was so bad there aren't words to describe it.

Oh yea sussy boy sussy all over my vent oh you sussy Baka making me cream of sussy sussy Baka making me cream harder and harder oh yes sussy impostor make my oh yea suck his sussy part oh impostor making me cream oh yea continue sussying to hard oh you so suuuusss oh yea this is a certified Ohio moment oh making me sus on deez sussy ahahah nuts oh continue to sus all over me while you sus I want to suck oh yeee oh yeeees continue to cream sussy boy sussy\daddy oh you so ssssuuuuusssss daddy impostor daddy daddy 9+10=21 oh my gawd continue to cream on my sussy ahhh daddy continue to sus on me

In conclusion, made me cream.

I'm sneaky and sly, with a keen eye to spy, In a realm where stories and actors do fly.

I judge without mercy, my pen's mighty sword, In the world of the screen, I am adored.

Yet amidst the crew, I play a dual role, A critic in hiding, with a secretive goal.

In this game of deceit, who can you trust?

Unmask me, dear friend, if you're ever fussed.

Who am I in this cinematic fuss, A silent saboteur among us?

In shadows I lurk, my words like a storm, In this realm of glamour, I take on a form.

I dissect the plots, the acting, the scenes, But behind the facade, I'm not what I seem.

I blend with the crowd, a chameleon's guise, But my critiques can cut like a sharpened disguise.

In this world of illusion, where truth is a must, Guess my identity, unravel the trust.

Who am I in this cinematic fuss, A silent saboteur among us?

Hiding in plain sight, behind the silver screen, A movie critic, both real and unseen.

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