Among Us

I'm sneaky and sly, with a keen eye to spy, In a realm where stories and actors do fly.

I judge without mercy, my pen's mighty sword, In the world of the screen, I am adored.

Yet amidst the crew, I play a dual role, A critic in hiding, with a secretive goal.

In this game of deceit, who can you trust?

Unmask me, dear friend, if you're ever fussed.

Who am I in this cinematic fuss, A silent saboteur among us?

In shadows I lurk, my words like a storm, In this realm of glamour, I take on a form.

I dissect the plots, the acting, the scenes, But behind the facade, I'm not what I seem.

I blend with the crowd, a chameleon's guise, But my critiques can cut like a sharpened disguise.

In this world of illusion, where truth is a must, Guess my identity, unravel the trust.

Who am I in this cinematic fuss, A silent saboteur among us?

Hiding in plain sight, behind the silver screen, A movie critic, both real and unseen.

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I bought this DVD for 50 cents and felt like I was robbed. This was the most boring piece of trash I ever sat through. The actors(?) can't act, the directing was horrible and it looked like it was shot on a cheap camcorder. The sorry excuse for a storyline was infantile. My wife give up and left the room after 20 minutes. I watch the entire travesty in hopes that it may get better. It didn't. The only two good things about this DVD is the fact that it wasn't longer and that I can reuse the case for a decent movie. The Polonia should be banned from ever making any more films if this and the twin bill "Feeders" is all they have to offer. DO NOT WASTE YOU TIME OR MONEY ON THIS DRIVEL.

If you only watch mainstream movies, you will think that this movie stinks to high heaven. If you love b-movies, then you might get a few moments enjoyment out of this flick. The song at the end may be the funniest ever.

The problem is that its SOOO derivative from Blair Witch, that it really takes away from the few good points the film has. One hour in, and its still crawling along.

The acting is better than the Polonias brothers usual fare, (which I will admit is damning with faint praise). The camera work isn't hideous. It ain't great, but it is a step above their usual efforts. Its probably the about the best you could do for about $20000.

Of course, I wouldn't go so far as to say that its good...

Ah yes, those cinematic masterminds, the Polonia Brothers, present yet another Grade "Z" indie low budget tour de force. As bad as this movie is, it is leaps and bounds better than the immortal "Dinosaur Activity", another Polonia Brothers gem.

If you haven't seen "Dinosaur Activity", it is about four friends who go on a vacation in the Pennsylvania woods, and run afoul of a pack of carnivorous dinosaurs. Four middle-aged, out-of-shape white guys manage to outrun these "apex predators". The dinosaurs, when you get to see them, look like rubber bathtub toys... seriously. The special effects are that bad.

"Bigfoot Among Us" is actually better than "Dinosaur Activity". That's not to say that it's a good movie, in any way, shape or form. Comparing the two is like comparing dog feces to horse apples. They both stink, but one offers a little more substance than the other.

Watching this the only thing that kept running through my mind was "These are the best actors they could find?!?"

Honestly, the acting in this movie makes me nostalgic for watching an elementary school play. At least the kids there have the excuse that they're only seven.

I personally love B movies and have, over the years, seen thousands of them. This doesn't count as a B movie. It belongs further down the alphabet - much further. There were a couple of lines that were actually quite funny and witty - or at least they would have been had the delivery of the actors been anything but a badly acted monotone. As I said, I like bad movies but this thing I couldn't even watch in one sitting. If it were possible to give a film a negative score i would have, instead I had to settle for only giving it a one. If you're ever channel surfing late at night and get the chance to watch this I would recommend the test pattern instead.