Michael Ironside credited as playing...
Sam Fisher
- Coen: What do you think?
- Sam Fisher: The world's small, nasty, and complicated. Everybody dies alone.
- Coen: Hm. What do you think about Norman Soth?
- Sam Fisher: Soth's small, nasty, and complicated. How he dies is up to him.
- [Sam Fisher grabs a canister filled with a supposedly deadly aerosol virus]
- Irving Lambert: Well done, Fisher. Now we need to find out what's inside.
- Sam Fisher: I could open it.
- Irving Lambert: ...and you could play Russian Roulette with a clip-loading pistol.
- Sam Fisher: Where's your sense of humor?
- Irving Lambert: You need to take that canister back to the extraction point. We've got a Mossad agent there waiting to analyze it. Goes by the name of Bellagio Sampler.
- Sam Fisher: Bellagio Sampler?
- Irving Lambert: You asked me where my sense of humor was.
- [the power is cut whilst Fisher is riding in an elevator]
- Irving Lambert: The elevator stopped!
- Sam Fisher: Thanks Lambert.
- Coen: Welcome to Jerusalem, the birthplace of Christianity, Judaism and Islam.
- Sam Fisher: So this is where all the peace and love came from.
- [Sam Fisher grabs an Indonesian terrorist from behind]
- Sam Fisher: Tell me what you know about your friends on the inside.
- Indonesian terrorist: I don't speak English.
- Sam Fisher: I'd bet your neck you do.
- Indonesian terrorist: Well, maybe I speak a little English.
- [Sam Fisher grabs an Indonesian terrorist from behind and is questioning him]
- Indonesian terrorist: They've got guns.
- Sam Fisher: I'm shocked and amazed. What else?
- Indonesian terrorist: They're escorting a... Um, nothing.
- Sam Fisher: What? Escorting who?
- Indonesian terrorist: Nothing, I... I made a mistake!
- Sam Fisher: [losing his patience] Escorting who?
- Anna Grimsdottir: Oh my God.
- Sam Fisher: What?
- Irving Lambert: What?
- Anna Grimsdottir: The terrorists have remotely triggered a bomb.
- Irving Lambert: Now we have to find out if Soth is a terrorist or an agent
- Sam Fisher: You know, those two aren't mutually exclusive...
- Irving Lambert: Hippy.
- Sam Fisher: [Repeatedly asking the question] *Where* is the smallpox virus?
- Suhadi Sadono: Under... your child's pillow!