Death to the Supermodels

OK, I never write reviews, this is in fact the first I have written on this site. I just felt compelled to warn people about this heinous abortion of a movie!

When I saw the title I immediately remembered the hilarious and original Drop Dead Gorgeous (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503/) and thought that this will be some sort of sequel (less funny like sequels usually are, but watchable). . .

Well, this movie is nothing like Drop Dead Gorgeous, this was one of the most horrible, unfunny and pretentious movies I have ever had the displeasure of seeing! AVOID AT ALL COST!

Perhaps this movie is not as disgustingly harmful as such movies as Larry the Cable guy but it is still a rotten and disgusting piece of cinema that can also do potential harm to the viewer. The tag-line is "drop dead gorgeous" but what you see will be completely the opposite with added disgusting features, which are not funny, simply puke worthy. Don't say I didn't warn you. The morons who made this movie should figure out that the term 'Asexual' means organisms which reproduce without sex and that it has nothing to do with spooning. This just goes to show the intelligence level of the audience that was intended. Besides the harmful factors, there exists no story or anything resembling anything sane or logical in this movie. Avoid this movie. Don't even watch it at gunpoint.

I saw this movie last night, my boyfriend thought it would be a fun romp to watch... he was wrong. What I though was funny was the lack of comedic timing, and how long you can keep the bad jokes going... My oh my they just would not let the "jokes" die...

I feel for the others that had to endure this... More than than that, I pity the cast and crew... they had to endure this up close and personal.

I hate to think that the good reviews came only from the minions of the distributors, but after watching this.. what else can I believe. The locations seem beautiful, but we see so little of it, almost as though the director never heard of a wide shot.

Death to the Supermodels is by far the most idiotic, humorless, and unfunny movie I've endured.

So bad.

So, *so* bad.

It's not even so bad that it's funny. Which is unfortunate because the film seems to think it's a comedy.

I am not normally moved to add IMDb comments but if I can prevent another human from experiencing the pain of sitting through this thing then I shall consider it my good deed for the day.

I'm half tempted to wonder if this was some sort of byzantine tax write off - although I'm loathe to credit the producers with that much intelligence.

This movie is NOT funny. After reading some of the reviews I decided to watch this movie drunk thinking that it could seriously amuse me. There is not enough beer in the keg to make this movie funny. Jaime Pressly produced this movie which means she went around raising the money to get this made...she must be stupider than she looks. Considering shes made Poison Ivy 3, Torque and Ringmaster, she must also be desperate to get work which is too bad because unlike Jenny McCarthy, Jaime Pressly can act. I would rather watch a soccer game than watch this and I hate soccer more than getting hernia exams. Save your $5.00 and buy a 12 pack of Natural Light instead...thank me later.