Cattle Call

Three buddies think of a new scheme to meet women after lacking success on various dating sites. They decide to hold auditions for a movie that they have no intentions of making. All the women believe that they auditioning for a movie, while the guys are "auditioning" them to be their romantic partners.

Cattle Call is full of juvenile humor that will probably be enjoyed best by the teenage crowd. There are a few chuckles here and there and the cast is pretty solid. Cattle Call has a pretty good main cast. Their honestly wasted in this movie. The movie jumpstarts here and there, but is probably best avoided.

At least show breasts. Not only was the movie ad but topless woman were as scar e as hens teeth. In all honesty the only reason I watched it was for boobs. I was disappointed.

Ritchie and Sherman (Tom Nicholas and Andrew Katos) decide to set up a fake casting call to meet girls. It's a farce, so the characters are named Laurel Canyon, Glenn Dale, and Sherman Oaks. Diedrich Bader is the big name here....he's so much older than Nicholas and Katos. Odd casting. Waaay after drew carey and offie space. A small role for Jonathan Winters. At age eighty! Chelsea Handler, about the same time as her show and her book.. frontal female nudity. A funny note: in the roku channel description for this film, it states: three lonely friends Thomas ian Nicholas, Diedrich Bader) endure the wrath of women who responded to their fake casting call. I think they forgot to list one of the friends. It's all silly. The girls are buying into it, but will the poop hit the fan when the girls find out there's no film? Written and directed by martin guigui. Very impressive history and accomplishments! Check out his list of projects. Sadly, the film is rated a 3.7 as of today!

I did a fake casting of a movie when I was in college. It totally worked. I met tons of girls. I'm freaked out someone made a movie about it. I'm sure others have done this too. I wonder if the writer-director Martin Guigui lived it...Diedrich Bader is hilarious! "Cattle Call" is the funniest National Lampoon film I have seen since "Van Wilder". I heard they're making a sequel. I'd love to sneak onto that set. Chelsea Handler is a good actress. She should do more films. The actress Jenny Molen that played Marina is awesome. I heard she married Jason Biggs recently. I hope she's in the sequel. She was the best thing about "Cattle Call". There are a few very funny memorable scenes. One that I keep remembering is when the character of Sherman Oaks (played by Andrew Katos) thinks he is playing a great guitar solo, but he sucks and then Chelsea Handler still wants to have sex with him. The film reminds me of "Spinal Tap" sometimes. I rented if from Netflix and then I bought it so I can relive it, my past that is...

It has been my experience that 9 out of 10 National Lampoon movies are unwatchable, and while "National Lampoon Cattle Call" is far from the worst, it is still bad. Aside from the classic "Vacation", "Animal House", and "Van Wilder", and the marginal "Deadly Sins" and "Gold Diggers", everything else has been simply awful, including "Cattle Call". This is essentially a one joke movie, and the joke is both unoriginal, redundant, and boring. Most of the crude efforts for a laugh totally misfire, and the overly simplistic script simply has nowhere to go. The entire film seems tired from beginning to end. Throw in the towel early, because essentially you will not miss anything you haven't seen before. - MERK