Hell's Highway

This one ranks with "Dead Girls" as a movie that had a pretty neat twist, but also as a movie where the pretty, neat twist that was shot all to hell by how bad the movie was. This one does deliver with the gore, though. One sign that this movie is going to be worse than bad appears early on in the movie when characters exchange dialogue that is lifted shamelessly and DIRECTLY from "Detroit Rock City" (of all movies!). You can even see this part in the trailer, as if they were proud to be ripping off said goofy teen comedy. Not much later, dialogue is lifted from "The Hitcher" ("I'm gonna sit here... and you're gonna drive.") Now some of this dialogue-lifting could be a tribute (as opposed to blatant ripping off of others' material), but these filmmakers seem to be the former types when looking back at the scene with "Detroit Rock City" dialogue. As a horror movie, it has some moments of dread and such, but most of this was so bad I couldn't even laugh at it. The gore FX were done better than I've seen them in many no-budget movies, but when the gore (aside from the would-be interesting twist ending) is the only redeemable point, there is a problem. It was a great idea put to death as horribly as the victims. And, as for the scene where they rip off "Blair Witch" and want to be taken seriously, I wish I could've laughed at that, but the joke was already stale aside from the fact that these people aren't good at jokes (again, they ripped-off dialogue from "Detroit Rock City"!), unless you consider this whole movie as a joke. Still, even though I like schlocky stuff a lot more than you might think ("Terror Toons", from the same company, being a personal favorite), this movie sucks even by bad movie standards.

"Hell's Highway" has a somewhat interesting plot despite the cliches thrown in it, and it's quite enjoyable for most of its presentation.

What wrecks this horror/bizarre comedy are its cheap production values, painfully yet hilarious editing, weak special and makeup effects, and the atrocious acting from the ensemble casting, except the leading woman Phoebe Dollar as the sexy hitchhiker who needs to kill whoever pickes her up on an endless desert highway. She does a great job, seductive and scary. Considering that basically everyone comes from softcore and/or porn movies where acting isn't the required need except for the hot action, they're all better in what they did outside of this picture. But there's hardly ever any sex in here.

It revolves on a group of college kids driving through a desert highway and when the mysterious Jacinda asks for a ride they're in it for something extremely dangerous that could cost their lives. There's a legend about that place where a couple died in the 1800's trying to cross it, and a curse sprung out from there as a woman kills whoever crosses her path and she needs to add more and more victims to her list. Among the victims there's big name of porn Ron Jeremy playing a failed film producer who tries to make an "audition" with the girl and then comes an hysterical moment.

There are fine moments of thrills and horror to make you fully invested in it as we try to antecipate what comes next. Then, it becomes weirder, funny (intentional or not), with one lousy dialogue after another, and the image quality shot on video is simply dreadful. "Hell's Highway" is one of those flicks that cannot be taken seriously, and if you're in it for some good laughs you're about to be deeply rewarded, but also annoyed. There's no way that the girls in the car would accept Jacinda simply because the boyfriends thought she was hot - those girls should dump them right there for simply that opinion. There are other things to be complained but better not.

Why I was watching this? Pure boredom, perhaps, but mostly it was a curious view in seeing Jonathan Gray outside of softcore flicks, maybe see some different acting skills outside of hooking up with babes. Great looking dude and quite a good actor in those films. Here, he was wasted badly. Poor delivery of lines and cheesy acting (like basically everyone there), it's simply weird. But the script doesn't help anyone either. The scene where the fate of his brother is revealed was awfully written and his reaction was non existent. Where's the big cries, the big shouts, the huge "NOOOO". It became something else, it's unbelievable.

An embarassing experience but not a complete waste of time. It's destined for "special occasions" when you need to watch something bad, laughable and trashy. 4/10.

Part of the fun of watching this film is due to the "special effects", as they appear humorously unrealistic. Another element of fun are some of the lines and the way in which the actors deliver them. What is interesting is that these elements draw attention to the medium through which they are transported, which helps add to the surreal mood of the film. Phoebe Dollar is as irresistibly hot as ever (the finger bang scene is very erotic), even when she plays to the 'southern white trash' stereotype. All in all, this film achieves, what in my opinion, it set out to do: entertain the viewer. Give this film a look, and check out some of Phoebe's other work too (Goth), if you like, what I call, "surrealistic cinema".

What can I say, what can I say?? "Hell's Highway" is a piece of art. Well, not really but, then again, it was not meant to be. This is a straight to video movie about four friends traveling from PA to CA, who meet up with a "sexy thang" who just might be the devil herself, himself, itself...?? Look past the Matchbox Cars and the horrible effects(personally I liked the feel they bring to this movie), and what you get is no better or no worse then any other straight to video horror movie you have ever seen. With an ending that caught me off guard and, hold your breath, makes sense!@#, some decent acting, eye candy for both the men and the women, and a short enough running time to hold one's interest, you can do a lot worse then "Hell's Highway". P.S.- As a side note, these film makers obviously have an affection for what horror movies once were, the gratuitous nudity and all out gore show it!

*** 1/2 out of *****

If you enjoy a good cheesy movie I suggest you pick this one up. The sorry acting, the 5 cent effects, and Ron Jeremy. What more could you ask for in a good cheesy film? I would get it on DVD so you can get some real slow mo so that you can see just HOW cheap the effects really are!