The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

If you're looking for steamy soft core, this isn't it. It's an actual attempt at comedy, not something Seduction Cinema does well. I've seen several of their movies and this one is the worst so far. As a certified male pig, I was looking for a lot of nudity and as much of that as possible....what I got was a bad comedy and some television-style T&A. Avoid this one, and if you're a big Misty Mundae fan see SpiderBabe or Lust for Dracula instead. I give it a 2 only because Misty Mundae was her ever-amusing self in it.

The comedy isn't mind-bogglingly awful, it's just bad. You will even chuckle at a few places, but overall you'll wish you saw something else. Think you're going to see a lot of g-strings? Think again.

Well where to begin. Diddle Earth is once again threatened by the evil weapon known as the G-String. Smirnoff the wizard enlists three Throbbits from Throbbiton to go up against the forces of evil, namely Soura$$ the wizard and the one that continually searches for his precious, Ballem. Will the three Throbbits, Dildo Saggins, Horny and Spam survive their quest and destroy the G-String in the chasm of Mount Partypooper? Better yet, will we care?

This spoof by the guys at Seduction Cinema is actually pretty entertaining. Stupid funny are all the jokes with ample amounts of female nudity and lesbian sex. It is just your typical softcore guy flick. No socially redeeming qualities. But you already guessed that I think. The film has a few attractive ladies in this one. I know I'm a pig.

Suspiria10 gives it C-

Funny!!!!!! I watched it on "Skinamax" one night, and found myself actually watching to see just what would happen next. Are you a fan of Howard Stern? Then you'll love this. Crude, yet funny. And some really nice looking women.

I honestly enjoyed it more as a comedy then a T&A flick. The plot has a slight, and I mean SLIGHT bit of seriousness to it. But the story does keep you from flipping the channel. The soundtrack it AWFUL (except in the tavern), but during the scenes where there are no dialog, just music (*wink wink*), mute it!!!

Best to rent it from somewhere before you buy it. I own it, but I have that odd sense of humor. All the movies in the series (search Misty Mundae) are of the same caliber. If you like one, you'll like them all.

My 2 cents.

The idea is almost kind of fun. For about 10 minutes, when the thing starts to sag like some of the botoxed bossomy broads passing themselves off as actresses.

The whole thing gets bogged down with so many bad ideas, poor execution and acting so excrutiatingly bad it makes the worst of soap operas look and sound like Shakespeare.

This would be better off as full fledged porn rather than a feeble attempt at aiming towards "B" moviedom. As it is it seriously stinks.

All in all I'd say this flick is about as much fun as a barrel of dead monkeys. Nah, it ain't that much fun.

OK first its soft-core porn, if you don't like a lot of soft lesbian scenes you may as well go elsewhere. As far as porn rip offs of well known films go this isn't bad. The characters are easy enough to laugh at, Erin Brown (Aka Misty Mundae) is hysterical as the main character and her wizard mentor Smirnof will have you in stitches. The plot is of course a very simplified version of the Tolkien books with as many sex based jokes as they could cram into one script. The effects are cheap and so are the costumes but you won't care. The actors know they are making a cheap parody and they run with it playing it for laughs all the way. There are several times they break the fourth wall but if it worked for Groucho it can work for this film. Grab a beer or 6 and some pretzels, but try not to drink to fast or you may end up doing spit takes while watching this.