Titanic: The Legend Goes On...

I am a bad movie lover. This does not mean that I watch terrible films all the time, but I do occasionally like to watch films so incredibly awful that they make me laugh. It all began when I read the great Harry Medved book "The 50 Worst Movies of All Time"...and I recently found and watched the final film from this list. Since then, I've taken on IMDb's ever-changing Bottom 100 list--and "Titanic: The Legend Goes On" is very prominently featured on it. Unfortunately, it's been very difficult to find the movie and I finally found it posted on YouTube.

So is the movie lousy? Oh, yeah...absolutely terrible. The animation is wretched--and looks like some of the very worst animation of the 1960s. You'd never know it was made recently--it just doesn't come close to the quality of animated films today. The English language version sucks as well because of poor voice acting. To make it worse, the characters are just god-awful. Who would have thought of introducing supposedly cute human-like animals onto the Titanic?! Placing such creatures in a fantasy world might have worked--having them aboard a ship that killed over a thousand folks a century ago just seems tacky. It's STILL too soon to try something like this! Overall, there's nothing to like or appreciate about this film--not the story, nor the direction nor the art...it's all bottom of the rung and worthless. And, sadly, unlike many bad films, it's not even fun or funny...it's just bad!

You know there's something you should know so I'm gonna tell ya so! Don't sweat it, Forget it, Enjoy the show! Working all day now it's time to unwind kick back, Relax take a load off your mind!

Party Time!!! It's Party Time!!! Everybody's Getting High Cause It's Party Time!!!!! Party Time!!! It's Party Time!!! Everybody's Getting High Cause It's Party Time!!!!! Party Time!!! It's Party Time!!! Everybody's Getting High Cause It's Party Time!!!!! Party Time!!! It's Party Time!!! Everybody's Getting High Cause It's Party Time!!!!! Party Time!!! It's Party Time!!! Everybody's Getting High Cause It's Party Time!!!!!

I take it back this movie is a perfect 10. Can't beat a rapping dog with lyrics like this! Just look up the rapping dog on Youtube it will likely make your day as it did mine! :)

This movie is by far the worst I have ever seen. Its baffling as to how this actually got released.

The animation is terrible and halfcocked. Half the time peoples mouths don't move at all and the other half they only flap up and down. The external shots of the boat are all done in 3d CGI and look terrible, even for 2000, while the rest is traditionally animated (which i can appreciate, at least)

The Voice cast is terrible, although I don't know how much can be blamed on them when the script is this bad. None of them have any sense of emotion behind them and they only seem to there for a paycheck.

I just can't recommend this movie to anyone, not even purveyors of shlock or terrible films.

I had some hope for this movie being any good but to be honest it's kind of disturbing how badly made animated films can get. For a start off the historical inaccuracy is really unforgivable, I won't bother to elaborate too much on this aspect because the list is very long. I will point out the biggest history flaw which is the rapping dog, in 1912 rap music didn't exist. The simplistic plot has no appeal to anyone at all and the love story is just like sticking masking tape over something to try and make it stick together. Nothing really fits together properly, the characters are as bland as they are drawn and clearly no thought has been put into the script. The dialogue isn't just corny because I can handle corny but just plainly unbelievable, one line in the movie is when the ship has almost sunk someone on the lifeboat says "don't worry everything is going to be fine", this is almost taking the Mick really. Over a thousand people are dying on a sinking ship and it's freezing, is that a realistic line? The best part of this film is the music just in case your wondering the piano isn't bad at all but beware of the Mexican mice and rapping dog.

Animation, now when watching a cartoon you expect the frame-rate to stay consistent throughout but for Titanic the legend goes with slow frame-rates really antagonises audiences from slowing down frame-rates in random places. The character animations are the most sloppiest I've seen in a long while and also colouring in some scenes makes the continuity bad. I noticed in the credits the many people who worked on animation and final checking, there were about ten "final checkers", did they actually watch the movie through and it get's worse next for editing.

Editing. I have never seen scenes repeated over and over to this extent in a movie before except in some cheap comedy sketch. There were five editors and the best they could have come up with was to repeat the same scenes just to make it up to full length. It's just plain lazy, all those people working on this movie and they have to repeat scenes. It makes the film flow just confusing and at one point it looks as if the ship has almost sunk and then suddenly they switch to another angle and the ship hasn't hardly sunk. Slowing down scenes, repeating scenes all this I think was done to try and get the movie to be full length which the movie still isn't.

Until they added the longest credits ever known in history, these credits basically showed names every two minutes while repeating the whole movie over, it's laughable. This movie is hard for any child, adult or any alike to enjoy this at all. In conclusion if your looking for the worst animated film ever and want a good laugh I recommend it, that's why it got two stars from me. But anyone who wants to watch a truly decent animated film that isn't a real waste, your going to have to look somewhere else. Those seeking a Titanic film which is fine for children to watch I recommend "A Night to Remember".

Plot = 1/10 Animation = 3/10 Voice acting = 2/10 Music = 5/10 Entertainment value = 1/10 (For a laugh 9/10) Overall = 2/10

This movie is garbage lower than I can possibly imagine. The animation sucks, the dialogue sucks, the acting sucks, the dubbing sucks, the characters suck, the romance sucks, and there is no form of respect to the people who died on the Titanic. Well lets begin this rant by talking about how lazy the animation is. This film has animation that fails to impress at all. The film constantly shows stock footage from the movie. There really is some of the laziest uses of stock footage I have ever seen in this film. Then there is the terrible dialogue. Simply put it sucks. Then we have the terrible acting. Nobody at all does a good job, and the bad acting is made worse by awful dubbing. There are moments in the film where people are talking, and different recordings of a line will play to finish out the line they were speaking. Yes, these people are so bad they couldn't even finish a line in some cases. Then there is the scene were the singer is singing, and when she supposed to close her mouth for a change in a word she keeps her mouth open. Then we got the stupid romance. Some people say the romance in James Cameron's film was unrealistic. If you don't have the same opinion just show them this movie. The romance is way more unrealistic. At least with James Cameron's film they start to form a friendship before they fall in love. Here they really go by the saying love at first site. Just a few sentences talking to each other, and they start dancing. That is very stupid. Then we have the worst of the worst. This in no way at all give two sh*ts about the people who died on the Titanic. Lets count all the things that show no respect to this tragedy.

1.Talking Animals

2.A Rapping Dog

3.3 Mexican Mice

4.2 Slapstick Robbers Ripped Out Of "Home Alone"

5.The 3 Mexican Mice's Song

6.A Lifeboat Goes Back To Get People When That Never Happened In Real Life

7.The Animals Save The Chef

8.The Two Robbers Making A Silly Face At A Kid While Ship Is Sinking

9.Dolphins Save The Animals

10.The Most Sugar-coated Ending Epilogue Ever Where They Talk About All The Characters, And Their Happy Ending. During This They Don't At All Mention How The Titanic Was A Tragic Event That Killed Over A Thousand People.

This just has no respect. The film also rips-off every last film you can imagine. Titanic, Lady and the Tramp, Home Alone, Cinderella, An American Tale, Beauty and the Beast, The Rescuers, etc. This film is so unoriginal. Overall this movie is inhuman. This poorly made, unserious, sugar-coated mess I can't believe was actually made. Screw this no good piece of crap.

0 stars out of 4