Mark Gatiss credited as playing...
Matthew Chinnery • Hilary Briss • Mickey • Mark • Sir Nicholas Sheet-Lightning
- Pauline Campbell-Jones: This is just a list of Royston Vasey film ideas.
- Mark Gatiss: [reading from the list] "The characters all go on holiday to Spain?"
- Pauline Campbell-Jones: That was mine, actually. Could you imagine this lot goin' on holiday? And then they get there and the hotels not finished, no-one speaks the lingo!
- Hilary Briss: [reading Geoff's revisions of the League's screenplay, "The King's Evil"] ''Geoff Tipps, a clever man with a big cock, comes in and stops the king from being killed. He is a Hero. His cock is big''
- Hilary Briss: [sealing a computer] We don't need the monitor!
- Geoff Tipps: How are we gonna read it then? Braille?
- Geoff Tipps: I've just realized who you are.
- Hilary Briss: Have ya?
- Geoff Tipps: It's you innit? Demon butcherer; Hilary Briss.
- Wolf Lipp: Alles klar! The one with the funny meats.
- Geoff Tipps: You used to put things in your sausages. Killed all them people.
- [chuckles]
- Geoff Tipps: 'Ey, I used to eat your pork pies.
- Hilary Briss: They weren't pork.
- Geoff Tipps: I know, I know. It's all bumholes and eyelids, innit? Still nice though
- [laughs]