Mainwaring and the platoon must keep their wits primed whilst guarding some captured U-Boat crew.Mainwaring and the platoon must keep their wits primed whilst guarding some captured U-Boat crew.Mainwaring and the platoon must keep their wits primed whilst guarding some captured U-Boat crew.
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The Deadly Attachment
It is the episode with the famous exchange:
'Your Name will also go on the list, what is it?'
'Don't tell him Pike.'
Of course the episode works because Madoc plays it straight and there is so much more to it than his writing list of names for his book. As well as some classic lines it has a good plot.
It starts of with Captain Mainwaring telling his men about counting parachutes to find out if they are Germans. If there are more than six, shoot them. Just check in case they might be nuns.
It kicks off when the captured Germans submarine crew arrive. Mainwaring compares Hitler to Charlie Chaplain. Then Walker taking their fish and chips order with the Captain being fussy. Finally the Captain makes a daring plan to escape by holding Hodges hostage.
Luckily for Captain Mainwaring that Sgt Wilson realised having primed grenades would be dangerous.
I don't want nasty soggy chips
All the main characters have some of their best lines and performances of the entire series.
Philip Madoc was an inspired piece of casting as the U boat commander. He plays the nasty German effortlessly.
Mannering utters his legendary line "don't tell him your name Pike".
Godfrey falls off to sleep during their time of need.
Clive Dunn is at his blundering best.
Fraser utters some great lines about Hodges dying.
There is no need to explain the episode, because if you haven't watched it, shame on you!
This is British comedy at its finest. Watch and enjoy.
One of the best pieces of comedy ever made.
They certainly don't make comedy like this anymore, incredible one liners, the perfect scenario, and an unbelievably good performance from Philip Madoc, who made The U boat Captain one of the most Unforgettable characters of all time.
I won't quite any of the lines, I'm sure we all know them inside out, but needless to say, this is the best episode for Pike, and a few others.
It's rare for a show to hit its peak so late on, but that's exactly what Dada Army did here.
Comedy, the like of which, we'll be we see again. 10/10.
RIP Ian Lavender
This is TV comedy at its very best and it is so pleasing that 50 years on (gosh is it that long ago?) that we continue to enjoy repeats of this comedy classic; I really do hope that it continues, to be aired for years to come.
I would go so far as to say that this is one of the best, if not the best episode of the whole series, it is 30 minutes of sheer joy and contains comedy acting at its finest. Special mention to Philip Madoc who plays the U boat Captain with an air of arrogance despite being captured.
Did you know
- TriviaThis introduced the line "Don't tell him, Pike", which is the most famous moment from Dad's Army and is often cited as one of the funniest moments in the history of British television comedy.
- GoofsThe platoon and their prisoners march past the same short stretch of warehouse frontage several times.
- Quotes
U-Boat Captain: I am making notes, Captain, and when we win the war, you will be brought to account.
Mainwaring: You can write what you like. You're not going to win this war.
U-Boat Captain: Oh, yes we are!
Mainwaring: Oh no you're not!
U-Boat Captain: Oh yes we are!
Pike: [sings] Whistle while you work / Hitler is a twerp / He's half barmy, so's his army / Whistle while you work.
U-Boat Captain: [pointing at Pike] Your name will also go on zee list. What is it?
Mainwaring: Don't tell him, Pike!
U-Boat Captain: Pike.
- ConnectionsFeatured in Selection Box: Dad's Army (1997)
- SoundtracksWhistle While You Work
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Music by Frank Churchill and lyrics by Larry Morey
Heard as a theme at the start of some scenes
Ian Lavender sings a parody of this song to the Germans
