Monica Keena credited as playing...
Kristen
- Eric: [still in bed after sex, sighs:] So, now what? Wanna have dinner tomorrow night, talk about all this?
- Kristen: Look,
- [scoffs]
- Kristen: Eric, you're really not getting this concept. This was breakup sex, for real.
- Eric: So, what? You just... had sex with me as, like, a goodbye?
- Kristen: Yeah. It was great.
- [gets up, clutching sheet]
- Eric: I feel dirty.
- Kristen: Take a shower.
- [Eric grimaces]
- Eric: [after answering his phone] Vince says hello.
- Kristen: Great. Look, I gotta go.
- Eric: Look, I was hoping we weren't gonna get into a fight about this.
- Kristen: Oh, I thought you liked to fight.
- Eric: Only when it leads to make-up sex.
- Kristen: [scoffs] Well, that's not gonna happen.
- [gets kissed, it's so passionate that she gives in]
- Kristen: Wait, wait! Let's be clear about one thing, okay? This isn't make-up sex.
- [shakes her head emphatically]
- Kristen: It's break-up sex.
- Eric: Whatever.