Jerry Ferrara credited as playing...
- Emily: You smoke?
- Eric: Cigarettes? Um... yeah. I mean I've been trying to quit... uhm recently.
- Emily: How hard are you trying?
- Eric: Uhm... not that much.
- [laughs]
- Emily: Good.
- [nods head towards door]
- Emily: [they both go out]
- Turtle: I thought he quit.
- Johnny Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy.
- Turtle: You should get me on a talk show. I'd kill.
- Shauna: Maybe I'll get you on Springer. Fat Little Horny Fucks And The Women That Despise Them.
- [Johnny snickers]
- Shauna: What are you laughing at? Maybe I'll get you on Montel with Don Swayze, Joey Travolta and the other retarded star siblings.
- Johnny Drama: [re other guest on talk show] Sara Foster, huh? That chick is hot!
- Turtle: Yeah, you think she'd bring other hotties with her?
- Eric: Why would she?
- Turtle: Cos hotties roll in packs, baby!
- [gives imitation of wolf howling, much to the annoyance of a guy sitting behind them]
