Catnip and Trust

Sierra: [notices a plastic bag that has been thrown on the table by her parents] What's that?

Kate: Don't get cute. This isn't a game Sierra. It's catnip.

[reads from a book]

Kate: Or as you and your friends might call it: Mulch, snorkel, monkey junk, street cheese or Siamese cole slaw.

Sierra: What? You think that's mine?

Larry: We found it in your room.

Sierra: Oh my God. You searched my room. What happened to privacy?

Sierra: We saw a movie about a lion that drove a truck! We're not going to let that happen to you.

Sierra: Well it's not mine!

Kate: Then who's is it?

Sierra: I don't know. Maybe one of my friends put it there. Or maybe it's Siegfried and Roy's. I mean that would definetly explain the outfits.

Kate: Uh-huh. We're supposed to believe that.

Sierra: Yeah, because it's the truth.

[pauses as she looks at her parents]

Sierra: I don't believe it. You don't trust me.

Kate: No, we don't trust you. For all we know you're high on the...

[glances at book again]

Kate: ... Friedman right this minute.

Larry: [glances over at book in Kate's hands] Honey, that's the doctor who did the study.