Dan Butler credited as playing...
Bulldog Briscoe
- Frasier: Have you no conscience?
- Bulldog Briscoe: Well, maybe I don't.
- Frasier: I refuse to believe that.
- Bulldog Briscoe: Well, maybe it was something I was born without. Oh, like my cousin. He was born without a big toe on each foot. I used to sneak up on him and tip him over. I didn't feel bad about that either.
- Bulldog Briscoe: Yesterday at the cafe, this young lady kept coming up to me and saying, "You're my hero. How can I ever thank you?" Well, I got a confession to make. I lost your number, but if you call in, Baby, I got an answer for you.
- [honks horn and barks]