Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: As usual, Frasier has to save the day.
- Martin Crane: As usual, Martin has to hear about it.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Daphne's handling the food.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Lovely. So you'll be serving those sad brown chunks that make their way from plate to napkin, bypassing mouth completely.
- Dr. Niles Crane: It's called Piccadilly Beef, and I talked her out of it, thank God.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You know if he had any resourcefulness at all, he'd know that miniature easels abound at Liliputia Dollhouse and Miniatures.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [On the phone with Martin] Oh, honestly Dad, you know sometimes I don't think you listen to me. I said sometimes I don't think you... I said sometimes--I see what you're doing.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, if you should need any help, I think you know my phone number.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Number three on our speed dial.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Frasier pauses at the door and turns to give them a dour look] Number three. Interesting.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh look! Here she is now: the hostess with the mostest.
- Daphne Moon: I see Niles told you.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes. I'm sorry, I won't be attending your debut soiree, Daphne. I hope that doesn't upset your seating plan.
- Daphne Moon: It's going to be a buffet.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Horrified] Buffet!