Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- [after Monica gets a disastrous haircut]
- Ross: How's Monica?
- Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
- Ross: How's the hair?
- Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross - it doesn't look good.
- Joey: Can we see her?
- Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good; I think it would only upset her.
- Rachel: Oh.
- Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.
- Ross: [Rachel has just met Ross's Asian girlfriend] Rachel, this is Julie. I met her in China.
- Ross: [notices Rachel has brought flowers] What are those?
- Rachel: Oh, these?
- Rachel: [begins speaking slowly and distinctly to Julie] These are for you! Welcome to our country.
- Julie: [slowly and distinctly] Thank you; I'm from New York.
- Rachel: [sticking her head out of her bedroom] Uh... morning! Hey, you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
- Joey: [grabbing his pants] Oh, no no no no no! I'm not falling for that again!
- Phoebe: What's going on?
- Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night...
- Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
- Paolo: [coming out of Rachel's bedroom] Buon giorno, tutti!
- [end lines]
- Julie: I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut.
- Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Oh, I could do that.
- Julie: Really?
- Phoebe: Yeah. You wanna do it now?
- Julie: Great!
- Phoebe: Okay.
- Julie: Okay.
- [to Rachel]
- Julie: See you.
- Phoebe: [when Julie's out] Okay, I just wanna make really sure this time. Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
- Rachel: No... No, no, no, no, no, no. That's Roddy McDowall. Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.
- Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, okay.
- Rachel: Yeah. Okay?
- Phoebe: Thank you.
- Rachel: You're welcome.
- Rachel: Oh. Ugh! Joey, when I saw him getting off that plane with her, I really thought I just hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me.