I Get Along Without You Very Well

[first lines]

Hazel: Good evening, sir, I wonder if you could spare a minute.

Gary: Ah no, don't tell me; you're an unemployed young person who's decided to get on their bike and you're here to give me the opportunity of buying a genuine, Jurassic Park, solid plastic tax disc holder for the bargain price of...

Hazel: Ah no, I'm collecting for charity. I put a plastic bag and a card through your door yesterday to say we'd be round collecting unwanted clothes, yeah?

Gary: Oh, yeah, sorry, yeah, sorted some out for you.

[offers the suit he wears back to 1940]

Gary: Here you go.

Hazel: I said charity, not the Victoria and Albert Museum.