The Kiss-Off

Many people understandably dislike the tiresome "crime does not pay" epilogues on this show. I ignore these epilogues since they often spoil the fun of the episode, or dilute the twist. These objectionable epilogues are not Hitchcock's idea, it was the Hays Code in force at the time for making movies and television shows: all criminal action had to be punished, and neither the crime nor the criminal could elicit sympathy from the audience, or the audience must at least be made aware that such behavior is wrong, usually through "compensating moral value."

I'm sure Hitch didn't like it any more than we do.

Rip Torn plays a man who was sent to prison for six years for a crime he didn't commit. Once out, in disguise, he robs a tax office, taking 12,000 dollars. The cop who arrested him the first time is after him again. The result is fulfilling. Hitchcock's final comments often ruined the episodes. Ignore what he says.

Number One, love that title. Oh, does it fit like a glove. A mini masterpiece directed by Alan Crosland, Jr, who like his famous dad, brings out character and then some.

Rip Torn, the proverbial actors actor, is expertly cast as Ernie, a bitter, but clever gentleman forced to spend many years in prison for a crime he didn't commit. He is totally innocent. Now it's payback time, Ernie out to nail the crusading DA and detective (played by Bert Freed who looks every bit of the part) -- and fix their wagons GOOD. Hitch chuckled over this one, you know it.

Ernie simply robs a tax office, which has lots of cash on hand. First off, he's due the money as payback for his time in the jug. Secondly, the crafty chap he is, makes it impossible for his enemies to get anything on him. Watch how this all pans out, and with a magnificent performance by Torn, whose real name was Elmore Torn. This shows why he was in demand both for movies and tv for decades.

Top supporting cast, lead by Bert Freed.

Florence MacMichael, famous for MISTER ED, plays the lady at the lineup. Also Mary Mundy, playing Florrie. Florence may have originally been considered for the role of Florrie, considering the similar name.

Tribute to Rip Torn who passed in 2019.

SEASON 6 EPISODE 21 remastered Universal dvd box set. 16 hrs running time.

Ernie (Rip Torn) is a bitter man. He just spent six years in prison for a crime he didn't commit and when the truth is revealed, he doesn't even get an apology from the cop and district attorney who put him away. So, he decides to get even. It all begins with him in disguise robbing a local tax office....and where it goes from here, you'll have to see for yourself.

I might have scored this one a 9, but like too many episodes of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents", you see a perfect crime and love the show...only to have Hitchcock himself in the epilogue say something like "he was later caught and punished for his crimes"...which is unnecessary and apparently tossed onto the end of the show to please some sponsors or the network. All I know is that Rip Torn did a great job and John Foran and Talmadge Powell wrote a dandy episode...only to have this worthless epilogue tacked on and damaging the show.

An interesting, character-driven and quite well done episode in which, to get back at the Police for a six-year prison sentence over a false accusation, Rip Torn commits a bank robbery under heavy disguise but taking care to leave behind the incriminating key to his own hotel-room! Of course, he is immediately picked up for questioning (which pleases his old nemesis Bert Freed no end) but, though the three eye-witnesses of the theft acknowledge a comparable stature between Torn and the aggressor, they cannot bring themselves to point the finger of suspicion at him! When the cop threatens to indict him regardless, Torn dares him to do so, since he knows full well the evidence will not stick (especially in the face of the earlier miscarriage of justice he had sustained)