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If I Were a Carpenter

  • Episode aired Nov 11, 1983
  • 51m
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Tim Healy, Jimmy Nail, and Kevin Whately in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (1983)
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Geordies Dennis,Oz and Neville travel to Dusseldorf for brick-laying work,meeting along the way Barry,a motor-bike riding electrician from Wolverhampton. They refuse to give cheeky carpenter... Read allGeordies Dennis,Oz and Neville travel to Dusseldorf for brick-laying work,meeting along the way Barry,a motor-bike riding electrician from Wolverhampton. They refuse to give cheeky carpenter Wayne a lift in Oz's car but it breaks down on the autobahn and Wayne goes whizzing past ... Read allGeordies Dennis,Oz and Neville travel to Dusseldorf for brick-laying work,meeting along the way Barry,a motor-bike riding electrician from Wolverhampton. They refuse to give cheeky carpenter Wayne a lift in Oz's car but it breaks down on the autobahn and Wayne goes whizzing past them,having hitched a ride in a lorry. On the site they meet West country man Bomber but t... Read all

  • Director
    • Roger Bamford
  • Writers
    • Dick Clement
    • Ian La Frenais
    • Franc Roddam
  • Stars
    • Kevin Whately
    • Tim Healy
    • Jimmy Nail
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    8.0/10
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    • Director
      • Roger Bamford
    • Writers
      • Dick Clement
      • Ian La Frenais
      • Franc Roddam
    • Stars
      • Kevin Whately
      • Tim Healy
      • Jimmy Nail
    • 5User reviews
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    Kevin Whately
    Kevin Whately
    • Neville Hope
    Tim Healy
    Tim Healy
    • Dennis Patterson
    Jimmy Nail
    Jimmy Nail
    • Oz Osborne
    Gary Holton
    • Wayne Norris
    Timothy Spall
    Timothy Spall
    • Barry Taylor
    Pat Roach
    Pat Roach
    • Bomber Busbridge
    Michael Sheard
    Michael Sheard
    • Herr Grunwald
    Caroline Hutchison
    • Vera
    Julia Tobin
    • Brenda
    Heinz Bernard
    • Herr Pfister
    Oona Kirsch
    • Heidi
    Vic Tablian
    Vic Tablian
    • Ayotollah
    Richard Mitchley
    • German Worker
    Seamus O'Neill
    • German Worker
    Leigh Proud
    • Kevin
    Lisa Whyte
    • Angela
    Exposé
    • Group in Night Club
    Stephen Reed
    • Man in Bar
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    • Director
      • Roger Bamford
    • Writers
      • Dick Clement
      • Ian La Frenais
      • Franc Roddam
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    7Prismark10

    If I Were a Carpenter

    I was aware in the late 1970s of people going to West Germany looking for work because my cousin went there. I think his marriage was also falling apart so that might have been an impetus.

    Once the recession bit in the early 1980s, there were a lot of people looking to go abroad looking for work from the UK. This was how Franc Roddam got the idea for the series and the script for the first episode was written by those likely lads, Dick Clement & Ian La Frenais.

    The episode follows Geordies Dennis,Oz and Neville travelling to Dusseldorf in a clapped out car. Oz is the joker of the pack who does not take thing seriously. Dennis has been to work in Germany before and he has split up from his wife. Neville is leaving his wife behind as he needs the money.

    As they arrive late at the work site because their car bit the dust. They have to stay in the workers hut rather than a hostel. It is all Stalag 17. There they hook up with Londoner Wayne, there is big Bomber and later Barry arrives.

    It is actually a very fast paced episode given it has to introduce the characters and work setting. Neville pretends to be a carpenter as there was no vacancy for a brickie. The rest of the lads spend their evenings at the local bar and some of them go looking for the brothel. Not Wayne, he is a babe magnet.

    There are flashbacks as to Dennis and Neville's home life. They seem to the the most level headed especially as Neville is both seasick and homesick in the opener.
    10nephihaha

    Neville was a Carpenter

    I have a soft spot for Auf Wiedersehen Pet, because I used to work on building sites, and I've spent a lot of time in Germany as well. The lines in this are so well delivered, that they sound exactly like the things real people would say, and they don't sound scripted at all. I've met people who could have stepped right out of it. I've experienced things that could have been in it. But the jokes are probably better than a lot of the real "banter" I've heard.

    Auf Wiedersehen Pet was always a comedy drama – or comedy/drama, and the first episode is more drama, than comedy. It's mainly a set up, but there are still some great comedy lines in it. Some folk say that it's very male-orientated, which is true, but there always were strong female characters in it, and we get to see a few of them too.

    I've always loved this series. I never got to see it when it was originally broadcast, but I've seen it many times since. It's certainly one of the best acted and best written British sitcoms of the eighties. Most of the other sitcoms of the time have dated horribly, and were usually set in comfortable middle class suburbs in the Home Counties. AWP was different from them, in so many ways. It showed what many ordinary people were going through at the time.

    In the 1980s, nearly 30,000 people from the UK had to go to work in Germany to make ends meet. AWP is about a group of seven English builders who work in Düsseldorf, and the culture shock that they experience. It's also about the relationships between them and their families, each other, and between them and the Germans. They are forced to live in a wooden hut on site, because the hostel's full, and at the weekends, they get into all kinds of trouble on the town. Although there are frequent references to World War Two, the show avoids stereotyping the German characters themselves as being some kind of Nazis. True, the German gaffers are a bit too serious (many Germans are in real life), but the Germans are treated as human beings throughout the series.

    It's also one of the few shows I can think of which shows the full variety of English working class people as well. There isn't much attempt to poshen up their accents, or have them all speaking like Londoners. Three of the characters use Broad Geordie all the time, one's from the West Midlands, and another's West Country. They're just shown as they are. Oz is a rough diamond, whose Gateshead accent and blinkered attitudes lead to a lot of misunderstanding. Wayne is a chirpy Cockney who spends half his time listening to music, and the other trying to seduce women. Dennis manages to solve everybody else's problems, but has trouble enough with his own. Barry – my favourite– is a kind of bizarre (and occasionally boring) Brummie philosopher, "the Prince of Trivia". Neville is deadly serious, a loyal husband, and someone who wants to be somewhere else all the time. Bomber is a larger than life Bristolian, who keeps on losing his money through gambling, partying and womanising, in some kind of attempt to regain his youth...

    The characters are some of the most memorable on British TV. They're all lovable in their own way. Even Oz and Wayne are good guys in the end up. They're the best mates you never had.

    It's sad to think though, that at least three of the main actors are dead – Gary Holton (Wayne), Pat Roach (Bomber) and Vera. Before this programme most of the cast were unknowns – Pat Roach (Bomber) had appeared in "Raiders of the Lost Ark", and "Barry Lyndon" already, and was a notable wrestler, but he was the exception. But by the time the series had ended, the seven actors were all stars. They went on to greater things. Jimmy Nail became a successful solo artist, selling a million albums and appearing in "Spender"; Kevin Whateley got the sidekick role in "Inspector Morse", and his own series in "Lewis" and Timothy Spall has gone on to serious roles in stuff like "The Damned United", "The King's Speech" and "Pierrepoint" etc. Tim Healy (Dennis) hasn't made such a big impression as the other ones perhaps, but he's still instantly recognisable, and has done some good work. Gary Holton, like I said, was taken from us too soon, as a result of bad lifestyle choices...

    And if you want to know why they're famous, watch this! Anyway, enough of my guff.

    High Point: Just great to see this legendary series coming together.

    Low Point: Exposé, the band that taste forgot (who dress in baseball gear) Also no Moxey! Christopher Fairbank fans have to wait til the next episode.

    Look out for: Dennis giving building advice to Dutch custom officers; The German building site (now known as "Eastenders"' Albert Square!); A German bridge that looks suspiciously like one in Newcastle (and in Sydney).
    10Sleepin_Dragon

    The beginning of one of the best dramas ever made.

    Dennis, Oz and Neville leave Newcastle behind to seek employment in Dusseldorf as brick layers. Oz's clapped out Ford Zephyr is the means of transport, along the way they encounter Wolverhampton's finest Barry and Londoner Wayne.

    It's a great first episode, it really does kick off with a classic, we're introduced to the characters, they set the scene, and we get plenty of laughs along the way, mostly at Neville's expense, and his home sickness.

    The days before The EU, people seem to forget that Brits did used to work across Europe.

    What astonishes me, the careers most of the cast have had since leaving, Tim Healy, Kevin Whately and Timothy Spall have all been prolific, the wealth of talent here, incredible. This first episode though, Jimmy Nail, you legend!

    Bomber, a former wrestler, look at that guy's physique. Wayne's blue highlights, way ahead.

    Brenda's postman would have been one busy chap, carrying a truck full of post.

    It's truly wonderful, I've been wanting a dram to get engrossed in, and I think this is it.

    10/10.

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    • Trivia
      During filming, the production crew had to hire a coach load of prostitutes from Hamburg's red light district for the "brothel" scene. On arriving at the sets, the producers discovered that most of these were actually transvestites.
    • Goofs
      (at around 43 mins) Neville is looking through the window of the hut wearing a light brown jacket, when the shot moves inside the hut he isn't wearing it any more.
    • Quotes

      Oz: I'll tell you one thing, mate. Sex is in its infancy in Gateshead.

    • Connections
      Featured in Breakfast: Episode dated 16 December 2023 (2023)
    • Soundtracks
      Breaking Away
      Composed and Arranged by David Mackay and Ian La Frenais

      Performed by Joe Fagin (uncredited)

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      • November 11, 1983 (United Kingdom)
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      • German
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      • Düsseldorf, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
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