Buddy Ebsen credited as playing...
Jed Clampett
- Daisy Moses: Will you guard my pot for me?
- Jed Clampett: Why, sure. But it ain't likely any critter would bother boilin' greens.
- Daisy Moses: There's one that will and he's been sittin' up in the tree for the last 3 hours, waitin' for me to go into the house so he can swoop down.
- Jed Clampett: Sounds like a buzzard.
- Daisy Moses: You're close. It's the 10-toed, black-tufted vittles-snatcher.
- [points to Jethro in the tree]
- Daisy Moses: You're early, Mr. Policeman. We ain't goin' to be eatin' till sundown.
- Policeman: You can't build an open fire in Beverly Hills.
- Daisy Moses: Oh, sure you can. All you need is seasoned wood.
- Policeman: What I mean is...
- [sees Pat Boone]
- Policeman: Wait a minute, aren't you Pat Boone? Sure you are. I've got you latest record.
- Jed Clampett: Boy's got a record?
- Policeman: Sure, a bunch of them. Haven't you seen his picture?
- Jed Clampett: No, we don't get down to the Post Office much.
- Jed Clampett: Who's this young feller?
- Daisy Moses: His name is Pat Boone, Jed. He smelled my collards cookin' and come a-runnin'.
- Jed Clampett: Well, glad to have you, son. Where you from?
- Pat Boone: Tennessee.
- Jed Clampett: By doggies, I've known Granny's collards to pull 'em in from a long way off, but this is a new record.